A Double Suicide

Dazai (1)

I sighed dramatically as I walked back into the office area it was getting late and everyone else had already left to go home for the night, but I had forgotten something
. I walked into the office and stopped as I heard the softer sound of someone snoring. "Hey Hat rack!" I called out as I figured he could be the only person still here since I watched everyone else go and forgot to check on him. I got no response that ugly slug was probably ignoring me, how rude. I walked over to the desk I had last seen that ginger Chihuahua. I stopped as I stared down, there sitting with his head down at the desk, dressed in his usual port mafia clothing, with his hat covering his eyes he laid fast asleep.
Now what kind of owner would I be if I left my dog to sleep in a place like this?
I carefully crouched down and placed an arm under the slugs legs and one gently behind his back, I then carefully lifted him up, now holding him in my arms bridal style. "Useless hat rack, you shouldn't fall asleep on the job." I mumbled to myself quietly as I didn't want to wake him.

Chuuya being asleep leaned his head against my chest as I held him. He looked slightly peaceful as he lay there asleep without a care in the world. "Stupid Ginger." I said as I began to walk out of the room, carrying him with me. Hopefully he won't mind if I bring him back to my place, I don't feel like walking all the way to his apartment. Chuuya slightly stirred as if he were going to wake up and most likely punch me. I exited the building with him and continued casually walking down the side of the street, I paused as I saw a vile creature. A small very fluffy reddish dog sat on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk, despite it being extremely small it growled at me. I wasn't aware Chuuya had a twin. The dog ran up to me and tried to bite my ankle, "Gross." I said simply before I coldly kicked the foul most likely disease ridden mutt away from me. I only tolerate one dog and that's the one I'm currently carrying. I walked away from the mutt that now backed away growling at me from the shadows like the cowardly beast it was.
I had finally arrived at my destination as I had begun walking up to a familiar building, this building was right next to my home. I walked past the boring brick building and straight into a darker clearing, it was dimly lit by the moonlight, up ahead I could see my beautiful shipping container. I continued walking until I reached the shipping container thankfully I had been able to make this thing liveable with a few simple fixes.
I opened a plain brown basic front door, and walked inside. As usual my home was very empty, on the other side of it there was a slightly larger full size mattress lying straight on the floor, with a dark blue blanket and some crusty looking well used yellow pillows. Above the mattress was a singular window, allowing the moonlight to just barely illuminate the place. To the opposite side of the door was a plain grey mini fridge with an even smaller freezer on the top half. Around the fridge were multiple bottles of half drunken and a few empty bottles of various types of liquor.
I carefully avoided the mess and approached the mattress. I carefully knelt down and laid Chuuya down on the mattress, I then realized he would probably be extremely uncomfortable with his coat and everything on him in his sleep. I first removed his shoes and placed them aside. After I carefully removed his coat, and set it to the side, I then gently took his hands in mine and began to remove his gloves. Wearing gloves while sleeping can't possibly be comfortable. Lastly I gently grabbed the hat from his head and set it aside with his coat and gloves. Chuuya was now only in his plain grey collared shirt and a pair of black pants.
Now it was my turn, I stood up, took off my coat and placed it on top of Chuuya's stuff
Before quickly discarding my own shoes to the side. Chuuya was going to kill me later, but I didn't care. I crawled onto the mattress and laid down in front of him, I placed an arm around him. "Night slug." I said before I closed my own eyes and began to fall asleep while hugging him closely.

The next morning

"Let go of me you Vagabond!" I heard Chuuya shout angrily. I kept my eyes closed and pretended to sleep, but I couldn't help but smirk at how easy it was to irritate him. "Bandage waste! Suicidal manic! Let me go jackass!" Chuuya attempted to push me away from him, but it was futile. I finally decided to open my eyes, Chuuya's face was becoming as red as his hair with embarrassment and shame as he realized he could not escape. "Get off!" He yelled again. This time I finally released him, "Obnoxious much?" I said, he rolled his eyes in irritation. "What the hell !?" Chuuya shouted angrily as he looked around. "What now Slug?" Chuuya's anger seemed to die down as he stared around the room. "You know you don't have to stay here right? In this shitty shipping container? You're not being forced to stay here any longer." Chuuya said, his voice was more calm than I'd ever heard it before. "Aww! My dog cares about me! How cute!" I said cheerfully in a teasing tone, in hopes Chuuya would go back to being mad rather than whatever this emotional, sentimental shit was. "I'm serious you useless bag of bandages!" Chuuya said, an underlying tone of anger and irritation in his voice.
"Where would I even stay?" I said in a joking tone. Chuuya without even sparing me a glance muttered in a questioning tone, "With me?" I paused, as he looked over to me as if asking for my approval. Such a good dog, waiting for my approval.
Before I could think to even answer Chuuya angrily shouted, "Just answer already before I change my mind, stupid mackerel!" I let out a dramatic sigh. I really needed to train my dog better he should know not to shout at his owner, maybe staying with the Slug will give me the time to do so. "I'll stay with you Slug!" I told him in a cheerful and energetic tone. "Uh, what time do you usually go to the Agency..?" Chuuya asked out of seemingly nowhere.
"Nine." I answered, I then watched as Chuuya scrambled over to his stuff, threw my stuff at me just narrowly landing beside me on the mattress and began to hurriedly put on his coat. "What's the rush Chibi?" I asked him in a teasing tone of voice. Chuuya ignored me as he quickly began to put on his gloves. I slowly put on my coat as Chuuya finally angrily growled, "We're late!" I smirked as I pictured Chuuya's reaction to soon learning that I'm supposed to be there at eight, so I'm always late. Chuuya quickly put his shoes on and looked over to me, I had already gotten ready. "Come on! We have to go! Stupid Dazai!" He said as he stood up and practically ran to the door. I rolled my eyes before calmly following behind him. Chuuya opened the door and continued on his fast pace outside away from my shipping container. Stupid dog, you can't leave without your owner. I stepped outside and locked my shipping container behind me. I then followed after that dumb hat rack.