America: Hey, dude, I realised that Harry Potter is totally made up.
Canada: Yeah. Magic isn't real, I thought you knew that...
America: Nono, magic is real, I've seen it in movies. But I mean, owl's, trains. England.
England: ;-;
Canada: Are you saying England isn't real?
America: Yea its way to messed up to be real.
England: ;;;;;-;;;;;
Canada: You have got to be kidding me... Alfred, you're probably the dumbest person I know.
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Canada: Okay, if England doesn't exist, where do English Muffins come from?
America: Look on the package.
Canada: *reads on package* Totowa, New Jersey?
America: America shall lead the stupid, the stupid shall be happy.
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Canada: I don't care if English Muffins are from New Jersey. England exists. It's south of Scotland.
America: Scotland? Is that the best you can do? It probably lies east of Made-up-land.
Canada: Its actually east of Wales.
America: Oh sorry, I thought it was east of Dolphins.
Canada: France is south of England. Lies on the other side of the English Channel...
America: Oh, English CHANNEL. And the capital is England City
Canada: It's actually---
America: And the king lives on England Street! Huh?!
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France: Mon dieu, you look torn.
Canada: I've had a two hour long fight with America if England exists or not
(England: I DO)
Canada: how am I supposed to look
France:
France:
France: I've always wanted to see you as a Greek Soldier...
Canada: Eh?
America: Greeks don't exist.
