im doing this only for you, TheCatFelix ok?? be happy. i hate you.
England: tralalalalla *minding his own business*
Sealand: hiya jerkface! want to go out with my country and hunt whales?
England: you aren't a country! .... wait. right.
Sealand: Soooooo. Whale hunting??
England: nO. NEVER. THE WHALES ARE MY FRIENDS
Austria [in whale-language]: No we're not
England: *sad whale song*