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im doing this only for you, TheCatFelix ok?? be happy. i hate you.

England: tralalalalla *minding his own business*

Sealand: hiya jerkface! want to go out with my country and hunt whales?

England: you aren't a country! .... wait. right.

Sealand: Soooooo. Whale hunting??

England: nO. NEVER. THE WHALES ARE MY FRIENDS

Austria [in whale-language]: No we're not

England: *sad whale song*

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