Canada: *is visiting America* *making my way downtown*
America: *shoots him*
Canada: dude what the FUCK
America: Hah! Pranked!
Canada: Bitch. I'm. Bleeding.
America: But it was only a prank... I have a youTube channel with 2k followers
Canada: Seriously?
America: *nods*
Canada: Oh well then its.... STILL NOT OKAY CALL THE FANBULANCE (sorry oliverkirkland i needed to include the fabulousness of a fanbulance)