[Angel has started the chat.]
[Angel has added 5 members to the chat.]
[Angel has named the chat: "Bitches".]
Charlie: Omg hi everyone!!!
Vaggie: Angel, why did you make this chat?
Cherri: FUCK YES what up hoes
Angel: @Vaggie bored
Vaggie: Is that the only reason??
Angel: ye
Charlie: Come on Vaggie, this will be super fun! Now we can all talk all the time everywhere forever!!
Cherri: ...maybe this was a bad idea
Angel: is someone cooking i smell something
Vaggie: I'm pretty sure Alastor is. Why won't you use correct punctuation and capitalization?
Angel: its easier this way vagina
Vaggie: Not my name.
Cherri: join us veggie
Vaggie: Also not my name.
Charlie: join us vagatha
Vaggie: NOT YOU TOO!
Charlie: I'M SORRY I'M JOKING I LOVE YOU DON'T HATE ME KJJAIOIHSODAIJHEKAJG
Pentious: hiw wotk pjone
Angel: ???
Pentious: csnt tyqe
Angel: @Cherri go get ur mans
Cherri: already on it
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Pentious: My apolpgies, everyone. Miss Bomb recently got me a new cellular device, and I've been struggling to lesrn how to use it. She showed me jow to use the "keyboard" feature without hitting multiple letters at once. Again, my sincwrest apologies. - Sir Pentious
Vaggie: You don't have to sign off on a text, Pentious.
Pentious: Ah. Alrighty yhen.
Angel: still cant spell lmao
Cherri: lay off him, he's trying his best lol
Charlie: Cherri, it was so nice of you to help Sir Pentious get a phone and learn how to use it! I'm super proud of you!
Cherri: ew. stop.
Husk: Will you all shut the fuck up? My phone's been blowing up for an hour.
Angel: make me
Cherri: bitch you'd like that wouldn't you
Angel: fuck yes
Vaggie: Ew. Stop.
Charlie: Alastor says dinner's ready everyone! Come eat!
Angel: omw
Cherri: omw
Vaggie: Be there in a sec.
Husk: K
Pentious: I'm on my wsy! I will br there shortky!
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Hazbin Hotel Chatfic
FanfictionPurely crack. Have fun. (Characters are as close to canon as I can make them.)
