(This happens before the story, about swegays wife)
Sweden adjusts his wig when his annoying ass danskjävel son comes into his room
"AAHHH!!!! That is so unsigma the snake"
Sweden says
"What the fuck dad. Anyway, where are you going??"
"Oh, on a date with my lovely wife ;33333"
"I HAVE A MOM?????"
"No gaywanker. She doesn't actually know i exist but that's another story."
"Uhm... okay..???? Anyway I'm gonna destroy Finland and Denmark in Fortnite I need v bucks"
"No what the fuck your the reason I'm homophobic you-"
"Bro your as bisexual and gay as can be"
"SHUT UP!!!!!! Anyway. WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY WAS you the reason I'm broke and banned from skibidi bank"
"YIUR BANNED??"
Sweden slams the door in Skånes face.
((Hes now outside))
Time to meet my lovely wife ;3333333333333
Sweden thinks to himself.
As he walks down gayness street, a street which was named after him, he finds his wife.
"Omg!!!! Hi wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The bush is unresponsive.
"It's such a lovely day right wife???? ;3333333333"
Sweden sits down on the bench near the bus- his wife I mean
Then suddenly.... A child... comes... AND JULPS INTO THE BUSH I MEAN HIS WIFE AND KILLS HER AFTER HER AND SWEGAY DATING FOR 6287282927181992827729292761629938261581919191872900000000 MINUTES
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DEAR WIFEEEEEE 333333333333333333:"
"L skill issue"
It was småland??????? Who the fuck is that???? Is that my second son????? Meh I dunno
Swegay goes home sobbing and locks himself in his straight compartment. Which Is now that his wife is dead, his GAY compartment.
"MY WIFE LASTED LONGER THEN THIS WIGGGGGGGGG"
The wig was only 516166277262 minutes old.
*time skip*
The next day his wig gets jumped by 1777 children.
