KABOOM

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More time has gone, more and more of the snakes prisoners have escaped. So unsigma of the snake smh. He was currently raging in his room, snapping at anyone who dared come close to his gay compartment. Eventually he decided to go outside to see his glorious empire. Skåne went out of his room and saw the Swedish empire.

¨Hey the snake ho-¨
S.E said but was interrupted

¨PRESIDENT THE SNAKE YOU FUCKING BITCH.¨
Skåne immediately snapped.

¨Sorry president the snake??? Anyway, how are you?¨

¨Better when i didnt see your ugly ass face.¨
PTS left.

Skåne went outside, slamming the door in the process. Life was so much better if everyone left his level 10 gyatt alone. He opened his phone and sent finfish a message for fun. He thought for like 2 milliseconds before sending a message.

 He thought for like 2 milliseconds before sending a message

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Skåne was now even more annoyed than he was before. He walked down gayness street, a street he personally namned to make fun of his dumbass sigma -rizz -aura points dad. As he was deep in his thoughts, admiring his glorious empire he saw a figure in the distance. He looked a bit more and saw it was Dendork. (Denmark)

¨Yo Dendork¨
PTS called out to her

Denmark turned around and answered.
¨WHAT THE FUCK SKÅNE?????¨

PTS was NOW again even more annoyed.
¨Your pretending I'm inhuman with that response...
AND MY NAME IS FUCKING PRESIDENT THE SNAKE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!¨
He walked over to Denmark.

¨Yeah sorry i didnt use your 'holy title' that you got with your stolen throne.¨

Skåne is now throwing every swedish insult he knows.

¨Svensk bastard...¨
Denmark replied.

PTS snapped his fingers as if he was in a fucking action movie and some random ass cockroaches came out from nowhere and arrested Denmark. As the cockroaches dragged her to his castle Skåne continued his walk.









When the snake came home he completely ignored the swedish empire and went down to the prison. He searched a bit for denmarks cell but he didnt find it. He went to sweden-norway, who he also revived with a ritual and that day was working with the prisoners.

¨Bitch where is Denmark.¨
Skåne asked
Sweden-norway turned around and looked around a bit.
¨Guess he escaped.¨
He replied with.

Skåne looked at S-N with absolute disgust in his face.
¨YOU FUCKING INCOMPITENT JÄVEL YOU CANT EVEN MAKE SURE SHE DOSEN'T ESCAPE??? SHE HAS BEEN HERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER I WISH I NEVER REVIVED YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKINH BITCH FUCKER I HATE YOU.¨
Skåne turned around and quickly went up the stairs. Swedish empire asked skåne something he couldn't hear PTS just said:

¨Take everything from the vault and move it to the fucking bank, NOW.¨

The snake waited a bit for the S.E to come back.
¨Good, now S.E wait outside the fucking building.¨
He did as he was told.

PTS opened a hidden cabinet in his room and took out something and a lighter. He went outside after he placed it down with a string that he set alight. There were currently no prisoners in the castle, everyone had fucking escaped.

¨What did you do?¨
The S.E asked.

¨You'll see.¨
Skåne replied. But what he didnt know, what he did would work way faster than expected.

Skåne turned around for 4 seconds, only about 50 meters away from the building.
Suddenly, the building blew up.

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