All going as planned.

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After skånes cockroach made Swegay and Finfish run like they had lost all their aura, that they had, he had started preparing an even more sigma and big army, made the world obey him and put Finland and his dad on the wanted poster. It was only a matter of time before he got the betas.

Right now the snake was in the court room, by himself. It had become kind of a comfort place for him, where his career began. Right now the Swedish empire and Kalmar Union was making sure no oke tried to overthrow him. He had alot of "employees" and prisoners. He personally visited some of them, like Norway. He had been pretty chill, but he looses more aura points by the day.

Finally, the court door opens. And in comes mr gay and mr rizzler.

"COCKROACHES, ARREST THEM!"
Skåne shouted and pointed at swegaygay and the fish

"WHAT THE FUCK SON ILL SUE YOU YOU DANSKJÄVEL!!!!"
Sweden called across the court room.

Skåne couldn't help but laugh, before following Swedens statement with;
"You can't sue the president."

Both Finland and Sweden looks so unsigma and bemused.
"Erm what the sigma"
Sweden said

"Yeah, those wanted posters are real that your hair isn't and YOUR DAD WORS FOR ME!! THE ENTIRE WORLD DOES!!!!"
President the snake (PTS) said.

"Are the cockroaches real PTS??"
Finland asked

PTS got annoyed
"YES DIN JÄVLA FISK!"

"He could speak Swedish? I didn't know that. I thought he spoke danish"
Sweden said and looked at the fish

"OMG DAD SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I EXILE YOU TO MARS."

"Now, cockroaches, ARREST THEMMMM!!!"
The snake shouted

"Nuh uh I'm out"
Finland said as he used his aura points for invisibility and walked slowly and surely out of the court room

"NO MO NO MY SIGMA ALPHA RIZZLER FREE AURA POINTS WOLF ALPHA LAWYER!11!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1"

"NO MO NO MY SIGMA ALPHA RIZZLER FREE AURA POINTS WOLF ALPHA LAWYER!11!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1"

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"Yeah uhm okay uh COCKROACHES ARREST HIM!!!!"
Skåne yelled

"And find his sidekick after he's in jail!"
He added

As Swegaygaygaugaygaygauhayugayugayuhayuhayu was taken away he took out his president iPad where he gave orders.

As Swegaygaygaugaygaygauhayugayugayuhayuhayu was taken away he took out his president iPad where he gave orders

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Good, everything is going according to plan. Except that Swedens sidekick isn't here. That gayass that's probably on drugs.

Skåne I mean the snake went out of the court room and up the stairs, the building the courtroom is in is now his personal castle. And that shit is huge bigger than the castle in Versailles like holy shit damn.
In the basement is the prison, where Sweden is currently rotting. PTS smiled at that thought, after what he did to him... he deserved that. He thought about what happened that night, he shook the thought away. No more McDonald's.
The snake went to his bed to watch skibidi toilet. When he got the idea to check out the brainwash was going.

He got up and went down 71628293837738292983637838393836 stairs
As he entered the room where Swedens cell is he heard something about the brainwash but he shrugged it off.

"Hello dad."
PTS said

"Pls son lemme out I promise ily"
"Too bad."

"Wow, first you became viral for being bald now your in jail I don't give 2 fucks abt your little gay gay friend he is gonna be in jail in no time"
Skåne said

"Bro skåne why 33333:"

"PRESIDENT THE SNAKE EXCUSE ME!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1"

Skåne kicked Swedens cell and left annoyed. That sigma has NO right to say that to him.

He entered his  room again but this time to watch glmm. Their seriously good.

***next day***
"We have to find the rizzler."

PTS commanded to his cockroaches/living army

"Will do PTS."
They all said in unison

"Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake"
The cockroaches said in unison on the way out

"Heh.. they get it..."
PTS said





Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake
Live laugh love the snake  Live laugh love the snake



Heh.. sigma..

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