Skåne realizes that Denmark and Finland are way to dumb to be able to play Fortnite so he bombs their countries and goes out for a walk.
There he sees the one and only... ALPHA SIGMA RIZZLER RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Blud what" skåne says
"Ho, Ho Ho Ho Ho" Russia says when he sees skåne like he was Santa "another one of my vulnerable victims!!!!"
Skåne looks at gaywanker number 3 like 😐, he was not impressed in the slightest.
"Now that you DARED face the all mighty super power big daddy motherland sigma alpha male Rizzler skibidi biggest fatass country Russia, you will PAYYYY!!!!!!"
Skåne walks away slowly, he dosent know that if he walks just a bit to fast he will cause "the all mighty super power big daddy motherland sigma alpha male Rizzler skibidi biggest fatass country Russia" to explode on impact. As a response, the all mighty super power big daddy motherland sigma alpha male Rizzler skibidi biggest fatass country Russia runs over to skåne and picks the gaywanker up with 1 finger. Like if he was a basket ball
"This isn't so sigma of you, the all mighty super power big daddy motherland sigma alpha male Rizzler skibidi biggest fatass country Russia" skåne says.
Russia realizes that the gaywanker was right, "I'm so sorry skåne, the all mighty super power big daddy motherland sigma alpha male Rizzler skibidi biggest fatass country Russia is NOT very apologetic!!!!!!!" He picks skåne up again after have thrown him onto the ground and kidnaps him, but right as he was about to throw skåne into his the all mighty super power big daddy motherland sigma alpha male Rizzler skibidi biggest fatass country Russias daddy car. A mysterious figure emerges from the shadows. It was his biggest fear.....
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NATO!!!!! Oh and Sweden skånes big dad but who cares he's bald
