Oneshots Regulars/Irregulars/SSundeeandcrew

Wrong quotes

TW: Dark jokes, SSundee being him, Airsoftgun

Nico: We need to distract these guys.

Henwy: Leave it to me.

Henwy: Centaurs have six limbs, so they're insects. Discuss.

SSundee, Zud and Biffle: *immediately start arguing*

PatP looks on in horror: Oh, that. I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

Sigils (off-screen): What did you just say, HENWY?!

Nico: Whenever I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between wanting not to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Biffle: Okay, but what is updog?

Henwy: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Kate: No, that's a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

SSundee: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Sigils: Surely that's Uppsala, where updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Nico: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol commonly used in analytical proofs for an arbitrarily small number.

Biffle: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward current of air.

SSundee: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Henwy: What's a henway?

Nico: Oh, about five pounds.

Alexia: Well, aren't you all a ragtag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts? Oh, let me guess: You want to save the world!

Sigils: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Biffle: More or less, I guess...

Alxton: That sounds great! Let's do it!

PatP: I'm new here, but I'm open to the concept.

Henwy: *holding his Airsoft gun* I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Nico: ...

SSundee: The dumbest scar stories, come on!

Sigils: I once burned my tongue while drinking tea.

Biffle: A hairdryer once fell on my leg and burned it.

Lookumz: I have a piece of graphite in my leg because I accidentally pricked myself with a pencil in first grade.

Zud: I took a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a bad burn.

Nico/Henwy:

Nico/Henwy: I have emotional scars.

Nico comes into her house: Hello, people who don't live here.

Sigils: Hey.

Biffle: Hi.

Henwy: Hello.

SSundee: Hey!

Nico: I gave you the key to my apartment just for emergencies!

Lookumz: We were out of Baguettes.

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