TW: Same as in the first Chapter
Karan: Hey, I guess.
Russel: Heeeeeee!
Gold: Greetings, humans.
Nico: Three types of humans.
Siimii: I want pudding.
Karan: Four types of humans.
Henwy, with Airsoftgun: WHAT'S UP, YOU ASSHOLES?
Jerome: Five types of humans.
Alxton: You're smiling. What happened?
SSundee: What? Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Biffle: Sigils has been purified with the Ray of Purification.
Sigils: Synchronize all your clocks.
Henwy: I don't know how to do that.
Biffle: I don't wear a watch.
Nico: Time is a construct.
*In a horror movie situation*
Sigils: I don't have reception on my phone here.
Biffle: Damn, my battery just died.
Henwy: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Pat: Guys, my phone is a book.
Siimii: There are seven chairs and ten children. What do you do?
Kate: Make everyone stand up.
Jerome: Bring three more chairs!
Ambrew: The most important ones can sit down.
SSundee : Kill three.
Siimii: Where are Kate, Jerome and Ambrew?
SSundee: They're playing hide and seek.
Siimii: Where?
SSundee: I don't think you understand how this game works.
Lookumz : I'll be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Kate: I'll be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what to do with my life.
Sigils: I totally agree...
PatP: I'm an adult and I don't know what to do with my life.
Jerome: Three types of people.
SSundee: ...
Ambrew: *visits the regulars* Hello, I just came to -
Ambrew: *sees Sigils pushing Henwy into the washing machine while Biffle records and Nico watches*
Ambrew: *retreats* Suddenly something came up.
Zud: . ..
Zud: Please send help
Biffle: Do you know what I learned from my friendship with SSundee?
Jerome: There's no such thing as being too mean?
Russel: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Sigils: Always holding a grudge?
Nico: Humans can also be toxic?
The Squad: *walks through the mall*
Biffle: Hey, have any of you seen Jerome? They've been gone for a while.
Sigils: Uh, nope.
Nico: No, I haven't...
Ambrew: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Jerome: Hey.
Biffle: Ooh, there you are -
Sigils: What the hell -
Ambrew: I- where were you?!
Jerome: I was running right after you.
Biffle: Did anyone...
Jerome: Depressed?
Sigils: Exhausted?
Ambrew: Stupid?
Russel: Disliked by others?
Biffle: -finished their work...what's wrong with you people...
Biffle: What makes you all smile?
Jerome: Friends and family.
Sigils: Snacks.
Zud: Victory and success.
Nico: Facial muscles.
Biffle: We're doing an ongoing study to find out what Zud eats and what he doesn't.
Jerome: Grass? Yes!
Biffle: Moss? Yes!!!
Jerome: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Biffle: Shoelaces? Weird but true!
Jerome: Worms? Sometimes!
Biffle: Rocks? Not usually.
Jerome: Twigs? Usually!
Biffle: Russel's cooking? Inconclusive!
Sigils: How did you... test that?
Biffle: You just give them stuff and say "eat this" and if they eat it, they eat it.
Sigils: ...I don't know what to make of that.
Russel: THAT IS WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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