One Shot

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(Dj Pauly Delevecchio)

"I'm going to jersey shore bitch!"

"Alright we got a situation."

"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"

(Ron laughs)

"After I have sex with a guy i'll rip their heads off"

🍒 The Queen has just arrived 🍒

"Go Vinny, Go Vinny."

"Um Hello."

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🍒 So coming back from the club I was making out with vin and dancing with him and Pauly when we get back to the hotel room shit goes down hard 🍒

On the couch as Pauly is taking my pumps off like a gentleman as Vinny and Mike go at it

"Yo how do I taste bro that's all I wanna know?"

"Yo listen."

"Yo how does my dick taste bro."

"Obviously you didn't taste enough to stick around."

"Bro let me now how I taste bro. Bro I got her and I passed her over to you congratulations your my sloppy my man."

"I committed the robbery."

"You commited the robbery?" I lean on Pauly shoulder enjoying the show

"I committed the robbery." I laughed

"My sloppy seconds bro."

"Congratulations the robbery was commited you're a little upset right now." That's when I see Jen come out gently pushed aside vin

"Who are you? Wow!" and goes for Mike

"Wow wow wow."

"What are you doing?"

"Fuckin' club." Mike grabs her by the waist

"Wow wow wow you need to chill the fuck out."

"Why you hitting him?"

"Need to chill the fuck out."

"He kicked me out of the club." That's when vin grab Jen off Mike

"Get the fuck out of here."

"What are you doing? Don't hit him"

"Get off of me."

"You need to chill the fuck out of here."

"Off me."

"Are you gonna punch him in the face."

"He kicked me out of the club."

"Alright..."

"I kicked you out of the club."

"Are you gonna punch him in the face." And she did

🍒*Bamn* her fist connects with the side of his jaw and I'm like damn 🍒

"See what I'm saying." Vin takes Jen away

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