That's how the shore Goes

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(Dj Pauly Delevecchio)

"I'm going to jersey shore bitch!"

"Alright we got a situation."

"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"

(Ron laughs)

"After I have sex with a guy i'll rip their heads off"

🍒 The Queen has just arrived 🍒

"Go Vinny, Go Vinny."

"Um Hello."

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🍒 So walking home these assholes and bitches kept annoying us but when security got involved we just kept walking home nope not the case this one kid kept antagonizing us until *Bamb* Ronnie punched him out 🍒

"Ronnie!"

"Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie!" And he hits him

"Damn knocked his ass out."

"Are you kidding me bro!"

"Here come the cops!" Fuck

"Shit." As we kept walking

"Everyone go home."

"That kid kept pressing us, bro." Vinny held my hand but the cops wanted to talk to Ronnie

"He was trying to go home." Fuck but they arrested him

"Why is Ronnie in the car right now? He shouldn't be in the cop car?"

"It's bullshit."

"It's bullshit."

"He's in the fucking car."

"What you wanna do?"

"What you wanna do? I don't even know what to do right now?"

"Sam, Sam!"

"What!"

"Sam just come on." And we all head home and I crashed on my bed taking off my pumps and feel asleep. In the next night

I'm with snooks and Jen

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I'm with snooks and Jen

"I'm not asking him on a date. What do I say?"

"I don't think I ever asked any guy out on a date let alone fuckin' monotone Keith."

"Good you want to get some food?"

"Do you wanna like? Go out?" We laugh

🍒 It's cute how snooks getting all flustered over this one guy 🍒

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 (Jersey Shore)Where stories live. Discover now