Not So Shore

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(Dj Pauly Delevecchio)

"I'm going to jersey shore bitch!"

"Alright we got a situation."

"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"

(Ron laughs)

"After I have sex with a guy i'll rip their heads off"

🍒 The Queen has just arrived 🍒

"Go Vinny, Go Vinny."

"Um Hello."

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In the backyard with Jen, Angelina and snooks with big hats on

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In the backyard with Jen, Angelina and snooks with big hats on

"Like everyone's so boring! I'm so bored!"

"I know! Everyone like going to sleep!"

"Not me!"

"Not me!"

"We're gonna finish these beers." As I take a chug from my beer from the shot glass that Snooki served it to us but when they do snooks spat it out

"Ewwwwww!" Ange and I shout laughing

"What happened?" Asked Jen laughing Snooks goes over to the corner and spat out whatever she was spitting out making us laughing harder more

"I just drank cigarette! Ewww!" We laughed even harder I go over and handed snooks a shot of vodka

"Oh, my god. I hate you guys.... Where are the boys?" Later in the night Jen and Angelina go to bed as me and snooks finished the bottle of vodka

"I wanna go snuggle with one of the boys.... Will you help me find the comfiest?"

"Sure why not." I said as we head inside and go into she first goes on Pauly bed which I sat down on it

"Oh hello.."

"We just wanted to say hello." I get in his bed pulling the cover over me as snooks goes over to Mike room

"Wake up." She said semi whispered to him

"Are you naked?" She asked pulling the cover and sees he's in his boxers which made her scream walking away

"You don't mind sharing your bed with me right?"

"I don't mind one bit red." I go put on a long shirt and came back in bed snuggling him

"I love you've dyed your hair red."

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 (Jersey Shore)Where stories live. Discover now