Voices || Roach x Reader

03: Dinner

"Phillip," I call out my stomach growling. He looks over and frowns.

"You're hungry already?"

"What a pig," A shadow mumbles.

"Shut up before I decide to eat you!" I growl stomping down the hill, the other shadows begin to laugh at me.

"Look at them stomping like a toddler." I turn around ready to strangle that shadow.

"Look here you little shit, I am hungry! I will commit a crime! I will commit all the war crimes!—"

"SHUT UP!" Johnny yells from behind me. I turn to face him, my brows twitching with anger. "You bitch too much."

"Said the guy that gets so butt hurt when I say Scottish water is dogshit!"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

"Make me!"

The two of us argued our way down the hill. If I have to be miserable and hungry I will ruin it all for everyone. It didn't take long for Johnny to lunge at me and we tackled each other down the mountain rolling over hills, small bushes, and poison ivy. It took John and Simon to pull us apart. It took three Shadows to pry my teeth apart freeing Johnny's arm.

"What are you a piranha?" Kyle asks, I nash my teeth at him, threatening to bite him.

"Nah mate they got rabies," Johnny grumbles rubbing his arm blood popping into the imprint teeth left. I stuck my tongue out.

"Phil, how do you work with this... thing?" Johnny asks.

"Let me ask you, what is it like being related to them?" Phillip asks back with a rye smile. Johnny shoots him a nasty look and sighs in defeat.

"Mate, that motherfucker got problems." Johnny mumbles.

"I heard you dipshit!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Eat ass."

"He already does," Kyle spoke. Gary let out a shrill shriek of laughter.

"Is it him?" I point to Simon, "he's totally his type— OW!" I turned to Johnny who was blushing. He punches me quite hard in the chest.

"You two are so...." Phillip begins his hands slightly apart as he tries to find the right word, "... You two are like siblings."

"Yeah well Johnny here used to visit my parents in the States, I practically raised him," I say with some pride patting his shoulder. Johnny turns to me with an irritated expression.

"You fed me chalk once!"

"It was pretty funny!" I laugh skipping off.

"You little shit!" Johnny growls running after me.

"Those two are quite..."

"A handful?" Gaz offers watching the two race down the hill viciously mocking each other. "If I didn't know they were related I think Soap has a lifelong enemy." Roach taps his shoulder and signs.

'They're so fun.'

"You got a crush?" Simon asks. Roach's face turns a light shade of pink.

"Oh buddy," Graves sighs looking at Y/n and Soap wrestling in a creek, "you got a whole active bomb in mits. They will break your heart and not realize what they did." Roach turns, looking at all of the men before deflating with a huff.

'They're cute.'

"Y/n is as cute as that Scottish guy who probably views himself as English." One of the Shadow's jokes. They all turn to see Y/n trying to drown Soap.

"Should we stop them?" Gaz asks getting a little bit worried.

"I assure you Y/n isn't going to kill him." One of the older shadows said with slight apprehension.

"Alright," Graves said pulling up his pants, "Who wants to grab the Scotsmen?" Ghost steps forward and the two go down to the small ditch where the two cousins were wrestling. Ghost had to admit that Y/n could keep up with Soap and his stamina. He didn't realize they had muscles until they were soaking wet and their shirt clung to their arms.

"Alright firecrackers," Graves said with a grunt pulling Y/n off of Soap.

"Graves I ain't done with his ass!" They scream kicking and trying to beat Soap up some more.

"You won't get any BBQ if you keep being a brat."

I sat there quietly before sighing, I looked over at Phillips smug looking face. He makes a bomb-ass BBQ, with all the fancy equipment too. My stomach grumbles and I sigh. "Fine." Phillip sets me down and I straighten up my shirt. "you're cooking right?" He nods.

I turn to Johnny my mouth watering, "You're gonna taste the best BBQ in your entire life!" Johnny looks at me irritated in his gaze.

"... Better than the Texas Fair BBQ?" He asks arching a brow. I pause and think for a second.

"Well, he's Texan so..." I shrug.

"I'll be the judge of that."By the time we exited the mountains and back to the campsite, my clothes were dry. I collapse into a chair, my stomach empty. If I didn't have water to fill my stomach I would have passed out immediately.

"Stop acting like a dead fish," Johnny said kicking my leg.

"Johnny go suck some dick," I retort.

"You're such a bitch."

"You're just bitter."

"Oi," I look over to see Phillip looking at us, "if you two want food, you're gonna have to help." I look over at Johnny and he looks back at me, a silent truce is set before us. For the rest of the night, we will have a truce, a cease-fire. The two of us got up and walked over.

"My my," one of the shadows muses, "You two are sure getting along."

"It's the food!" Another shout cutting up the corn.

"Wait they also get cranky when they are hungry?" Kyle asks.

"Oh yeah, a real nightmare."

"Don't forget they pig out too!"

"Shut up!" I shout at the shadows, the shadows laugh and a few continue to make fun of me. I grumble and continue to smear the seasoning over the ribs. I look over at my partner, Gary. Gary is a very handsome man with dimples as he smiles, with ashy blonde hair and blue eyes. He's very coquette. 

"Dude pack it on thick, you want the skin to be flavorful," I tell him dropping more seasoning onto his rack of ribs. He looks up at me with this strange look, a small smile on his lips.

"... Are they flirting?" Gaz asks nudging Soap. Soap looks over from cutting the stump of wood.

"No!" Soap said with genuine fear, "We gotta save Roach from them!"

"Dude, Roach is a grown man—"

"Gaz, Y/n is a fucking demon, unhinged and crazy. Roach will get flattened by them."

"The only person I see them hurting is you," Price said looking at Soap and all the little cuts and scratches Y/n left on him.

"They're a professional hater."