Cupid's Blindness // (AtsuOmi/SakuAtsu)

Katy Perry and a Fake Friend

Hey, I'm sorry about any spelling errors or grammar mistakes. Auto-correct tends to fuck me over, so I'll fix it in a month or two when I decide to actually edit my writing to make it grammatically some-what correct.
Also, I forgot about this lol. I may continue to update it, I may not, who knows? (Cause I don't)!

The dreaded last period of the day finally shined through the dark abyss of the long school hours, giving all of the students a little bit of hope, and the twins were luckily together for that class. Well, not the LAST period of the day if you count advisory as an actual class, but let's be honest, it's not. It's just some teacher babysitting a bunch of teens.

Anyways! The twins got the lovely class of biology together to end the school day. For the whole school year. Together forever as the saying goes.

You know, with the biology teacher that wears the same polo and khakis every day.

You're probably assuming he's some old dude, but he's not! He's some hot, fit man that couldn't be in his 30s! The students wondered why someone so young would wear something most of their grandpas wore! (And the girls also wondered why he wouldn't wear a tight shirt to show off his abs, like creeps).

It had to be some dare or some gag that he pulls on everyone, because the fit was NOT flattering, especially when he'd grab his grandpa glasses to be able to read fine print, he looked like a joke.

Yet, he was pretty chill, so the students didn't pay too much attention to the outfit

...

Actually, yes, they did...

Besides the silly uniform, he had dark brown hair that he'd slick back like he was from Jersey, semi-tan skin, and light brown eyes. He sure was a hoot to the ladies.

"Oh, baby brother! Guess who I ran into just down the hall, over yonder!" Atsumu stomped into the classroom talking to his brother who was already seated, pointing in some direction towards another hallway that connected more boring classrooms.

"Shut up, I don't care," he responded, not looking at his brother.

"Yes, ya do!" Atsumu continued to shout louder than he needed to, to an almost empty class of students who didn't care enough to listen to their bickering.

"Oh, yer right, all of a sudden! Out of the blue! I do wanna know who you ran into!" Osmaus's sarcasm was virtually seeping out of his pores.

"Katy Perry!"

"Stop talking"

"No! It was really her!" Now the class was interested, the twins would normally make up some story, or tell a true story to stall time in the complicated class, so they were truly curious about how Atsumu was going to be able to stall time with a lie about Katy Perry being in their school.

"Yuh-huh! She really is!"

"Then prove it"

"Well, she already left on her helicopter! Ya literally just missed her!"

"Did ya get an autograph?" Osamu asked as his brother finally reached his desk that was stationed diagonally in front of Osamu, to his right.

"Yeah! Right here!" He pulled out a sticky note that was barely eligible that had the name, Kitty Parry, written on it. Osamu slowly looked up at his brother, unamused, and turned to face the front desk where his teacher was sitting, doing something on his computer.

"Ya know you spelled her name wrong, right?" The girl that sat behind Osamu asked. This poor girl was stuck between the two and just wanted to learn what she needed to, to be able to pass. What she really needed was a break.