Free-Realm One shots

Chaos with the youngest and only childs.

Doris was bored, and being bored was something that wasn't good when one was as chaotic as the chaotic ocean. She was at her sister's palace that was in the sea at high tide and near the sea at low, waiting and waiting and just waiting for her sister to come back home. She then had an idea, she sat up, opened her phone, and called a few of her friends—Rowan, Auretta, Romeo, Cyra, and Alcmene to be exact— and they all agreed to meet up at her palace under the ocean and once they got there they sat at the round table in her dinning room. Doris sat at the seat in front of the archway, to her left was Cyra, and going from there all the way back to Doris was, Auretta, Romeo, Rowan, and Alcmene.

Doris: So everyone knows why they're here?

Alcmene: You texted us, and I quote, "Let's go to my palace—the 5th one in the ocean—and mess everything up!".

Auretta: Quit being so decent moon cheese-

Alcmene: Please stop calling me "moon cheese"-

Auretta: Yeah whatever, quit being so decent moon cheese! You removed all the cuss words she placed in her text!

Romeo: Come on babes! You know they are wa-a-a-a-ay to decent to EVER say a cuss word!

Auretta: Oh my! How could I ever have forgotten! Oh the humanity! *Pretends to faint because xe's dramatic*

Romeo: My main lead! Noooooooo! *Pretends to cry into their hands because it's also dramatic*

Cyra: Whoever decided it was good to let you both become friends or even let you both in the same room is a-

Rowan: Woah! No cussing around the baby firey!

Cyra: I was going to say genius you peice of wood!

Alcmene: I'm literally 434-

Rowan: Shush child

Doris: OK WE'RE GOING OFF TOPIC SO LET ME START TALKING ABOUT MY PLAN YOU WOMB NUGGETS!!!

Auretta, Alcmene, Cyra, Romeo, Rowan: We are not WOMB NUGGETS!

Doris: Ok you food gremlins! WE ARE GOING TO PRANK CORDELIA, CHIONE, ALTHEA, AND ELANOR!

Alcmene: Yeah sorry, me and Rowan are going to sit this one out, sorry, but I really don't wanna get my coffee privileges taken away and Rowan is going on a mission later!

Cyra: Is that true Rowan?

Cyra is energized and feels a bit hopeful for a while as she thinks this is a sign of what they've been waiting for 100 years!

Rowan: Yes it is firey!

Cyra hopes they didn't misunderstand what he just said as Rowan uses his powers to pull Alcmene's chair towards him and as does that he wraps one of his wings around them possessively protectively. As this happens the others are also looking at them like they've been waiting for something like this to happen for a long time.

Cyra: And you're sure you guys aren't just going on a date?

Rowan and Alcmene: WE AREN'T DATING!

(A/N: Denial is a river in Egypt you two.)

Cyra is disappointed that they did misunderstand but excited the two lovebirds are finally having a little bit of progress. Rowan and Alcmene blushes a bit and Rowan let's them go back to their original place even though he wanted cuddles from them at that moment, they both don't make eye-contact with anyone as the others are looking smug at the scene that is in front of them.

Cyra: I also have to sit this one out as I have to stop an organisation that likes to use people for entertainment and kills them after they've, *They puts her hands up and does air quotes for what she says next*, "Outlived their purpose". *They roll their eyes, crosses their arms, and scoffs* I hate people like that.

Doris: Ok so the lovebirds and flame is out! What about you Auretta and Romeo?

Auretta: I'm busy too, sorry...

Romeo: Yeah me too-

Doris: (Telepathic conversation: You guys are going to spy on Moony and Wood-bark aren't you?)

Auretta: (Telepathic conversation: Can you really blame us?)

Romeo: (Telepathic conversation: We could let join us!)

Doris: (Telepathic conversation: YES! OK MEETING OVER I WANNA SPY ON THEM TOO!)

Doris: Well since everyone is busy meeting is over! I hope to see you both alive after your missions are done tomorrow!

After everyone said their goodbyes, Doris, Auretta, and Romeo went on to spy on Alcmene and Rowan.