Chapter 8: Bestfriend privileges

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10:00am Thursday

Why do we even exist?🔪

Vampire🩸 is online
Double trouble👬 is online
Magic Man🪄 is online
Lizard🦎 is online
Warpy 🟣 is online
Acceptable is online

Vampire🩸
BESTIE YOU LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ME?!

Double trouble👬
Wait y/n left already?
I KNEW SHE DID!

Bonita🤗 is online

Lizard🦎
Twice she left yesterday.

Double trouble👬
How was i supposed to know?!
It was easy to figure out.

Burnt Bacon🥓 is online

Burnt Bacon🥓
What the fuck are you all spamming for?!

It's literally 10 in the morning!

Bonita🤗
I don't know i just came online 🤷‍♀️

Vampire🩸
You're all distracting from the point!

The point is! Bestie you left without telling me?🥹

Bonita🤗
Oh my god! Toga i'm so sorry! I totally forgot about telling you that i was leaving!

Vampire🩸
I feel so betrayed 🥲

You just lost your bestfriend privileges!

Burnt Bacon🥓
This is what all this is about? Couldn't you have handled that in a private chat or something?!

Vampire🩸
Nope! I needed to address this heartbreaking betrayal in the group chat! 💔

Burnt Bacon🥓
Toga i will fry you alive.

Bonita🤗
Toga please i'm so sorry!

Don't stop being my best friend!

Vampire🩸
I'm sorry y/n but the bestfriend privileges have been taken from you!

Bonita🤗
NOOOO!!!😭

Acceptable
Handle your relationship problems somewhere else will you?!

Vampire🩸
You don't even know what love is!

Acceptable
I WILL FUCKING DISINTEGRATE YOU TOGA!

Magic Man🪄
This seems to slowly spiral out of control...

Double trouble👬
Drama!🍿
THIS IS BORING!

Warpy 🟣
Shigaraki Tomura do not make an assassination attempt on Toga!

Acceptable
FUCK YOU KUROGIRI!

Warpy 🟣
...

Double trouble👬
Ah shit he made Kurogiri mad
HAHA! HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS ASS BEAT!

Vampire🩸
F for Shigaraki

Double trouble👬
F... no Y!

Magic man🪄
F

Lizard🦎
F

Bonita🤗
F

Acceptable
SHUT UP LOOSERS!

Burnt Bacon🥓
HAH! SUCK IT CRUSTY!!

Warpy 🟣
Dabi.

Burnt Bacon🥓
...

Warpy 🟣
That's what i thought

Warpy 🟣 has gone offline

Bonita🤗
Holy shit Kurogiri can be scary!

Vampire🩸
I know right!

Bonita🤗
Toga...

Did i mention that i still have that gift i bought you for our planned meetup?

Vampire🩸
Wait you actually got me a gift?? 🥹

Bonita🤗
Of course i did!

Vampire🩸
😭

I'M SO SORRY!!

LET'S BE BESTIES AGAIN!!!

Bonita🤗
OF COURSE!!

Vampire🩸
Freaks for life?

Bonita🤗
Freaks for life!

Lizard🦎
This conversation is literally the stupidest one i've ever witnessed

Vampire🩸
Shut up Spinner

Bonita🤗
Shut up Spinner

Double trouble👬
Pft! You just got told off by both of them!
That isn't funny at all.
I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

Lizard🦎 has gone offline

Magic man🪄
I will also be taking my leave then

Pleasure talking with you Y/n

Magic man🪄 has gone offline

Burnt Bacon🥓
So doll wanna talk some more trash about Crusty face?

Acceptable
YOU GUYS DID WHAT?!

IM SO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT STAPLES!

Acceptable has gone offline
Burnt Bacon🥓 has gone offline

Vampire🩸
So Bestie what present did you get me?

Bonita🤗
Ah ah ah! That's a secret!

Vampire🩸
☹️

Bonita🤗
Ah fuck! Hospital staff's coming!

Gotta blast!

Bonita🤗 has gone offline

Vampire🩸
Why am i always the last one?!

Vampire🩸 has gone offline

Double trouble👬
They forgot about me...
No they didn't!

Double trouble👬 has gone offline
Everybody is offline

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