Wride {Avanti x Minnie}

Incorrect Quotes #2

Minnie: Avanti and I don't have pet names fer each other

Joe: Uh huh. You know what bees make, right?

Minnie: Honey

Avanti: Yes, Minnie?

Joe: Don't lie to my face again

{Static}

Minnie: I hear a sound

Avanti: It's probably just a mouse

Minnie: See them in the dark

Avanti: Only saw a blur

Minnie: I know there's someone there

Avanti: Not as far as I'm aware

Minnie: Why don't ya believe me, maybe yer right

Avanti: It's just an another night

Minnie: But I heard a creek

Avanti: Just go back to sleep

Minnie: I'm always quick to rage

Avanti: So, go back to our bed...wait, now I hear it

Minnie: RUN!!

{Static}

Avanti: Gentleman, gentleman, gentleman. Let's be civil about this, let's make a deal, you surrender and you don't die, how's that sound?

Victim: And how do you intend to kill us

Avanti: Oh, I can't kill you, but my wifey can, say hi, honey

Minnie: Howdy {Has no visible weapons, she's just hiding them}

{Static}

Femi: So, how was the honeymoon?

Avanti: Minnie got drunk after three drinks and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Femi: I am sure she didn't mean-

Avanti: She said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Femi: Ah.

Avanti: I love her so much.

{Static}

Avanti: Why can't ya do the paperwork at home?

Minnie: Because we always end up in bed at home.

Avanti: And the problem with that would be?

Minnie: absolutely nothing. I don't know why I said that. Let's go.

{Static}

Minnie: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buyin heart shaped chocolates for the'r significant others and pos-

Avanti: I wrote you a poem.

Minnie, crying: You did?

{Static}

Avanti: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Minnie: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear-

Avanti: ...You mean ring bearER, right?

Minnie: ...

Avanti: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Minnie: Don't worry, I got his mama's permission, plus she's a real nice lady that makes the best sausage and grits. Ya should probably meet her, and also, ya should also try her grits.

Avanti: {Just realized that they live in a world full of anthro animals, so her saying ringer bear shouldn't have been shocking}

Bear cub: {Happily} I'm gonna be a ring bearer, mama

{Static}

Avanti: Hey, Minnie, have you seen my waste basket?

Minnie: {Got into a wresting match with Jade and Jade so happened to shove Minnie's head into Avanti's wastebasket} Ask me that again, and look into my eyes

{Static}

Avanti: Ya know, not every problem can be solved with a gun

Minnie: That's why I carry two guns

Avanti: No

{Static}

Avanti: Minnie? What are you doing

Minnie: I'm makin chocolate puddin

Avanti: It's 4 o'clock in the mornin, why on earth are you makin chocolate puddin

Minnie: Cause I've lost all control of my life

{Static}

Minnie: I beg yer pardon

Avanti: Then beg

Minnie: {Suddenly turned on} Yes mistress

{Static}

Avanti: Truth or dare

Minnie: {Confused} Truth?

Avanti: How many hours did you sleep last night?

Minnie: Dare

Avanti: Go to sleep

Minnie: I no longer like this game

{Static}

Minnie: Are you okay? Did they hurt you?

Avanti: No, no, I'm okay. Did they hurt you?

Minnie: Who cares?

Avanti: I do.

{Static}

Minnie: We're getting married, bitches!

Avanti: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

{Static}

Avanti: We'd make such a hot and powerful couple if we were dating, Minnie

Minnie: Avanti, we're married

{Static}