"Bring them in" I signalled to Rick, my right hand man.
"Bombo hole mine yuh step pon me shoes ennuh" I heard his voice as he and Bredda pushed the two sorry excuses of men inside the room.
"Goodnight gentlemen, or should I even call you that?" I said to them as they stood before me.
"Unu nuh hear di don seh goodnight?" Bredda asked them.
"Night" they replied.
"Nossah unu can keep it, guh dung pon unu knee cause me nuh plan fi stand up" I told them and they just looked at me.
Bun up dat!!!
"Me nuh talk twice" I told them and they kneeled down.
"Yuh know wah kinda people me nuh like?" I asked them and they didn't answer.
"Eyy, yuh see when me ask unu a question unu fi answer and each time unu nuh answer unu a pick up a bullet. Now me a guh ask again, unu know what kinda people me nuh like??" I asked leaning forward, my voice venomous.
Naave all night.
"No don" They answered quickly.
"Me nuh like people who rape, cause me have mother and sister, me anno batty man so me love woman too, and me nuh know wah di future hold suh me might get a daughter further dung di line. Now yuh know wah me HATE??" I asked again.
"No don" one answered.Pow
Bredda shot him in his arm.
Lovely!
"What I hate the most in this world is a pedophile, me hate man weh fuck round likkle girls and based pon wah me hear guh dung todeh, the two a unu top di hate list right now" I said calm and deadly.
"How old unu be?" I asked them.
"25" one answered.
"24" said the other.
"And how much di likkle girl be again Rick?" I asked.
"15 boss" he answered."Well me have a 17 year old sister and a my heart beat that, and the last time me check unu have likkle sister weh a 16 and 14. Suppose me carry dem come ere suh and mek couple a me daawg dem battery dem?" I asked.
"No boss please"
"No, no"
"Eyyy unu lucky seh me nuh stay dem way ennuh but unu naah live fi see a morning. Unu affi guh dung, todeh todeh!!!" I told them.
"Guh dung pon unu knee" I told them and they complied.
As soon as they were down I released two shots into each of their foreheads.
"Unu get rid a dis and meet me back yasso 6:30" I said and left.
Nuh too really waah deh yasso right now.
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Guns and Gospels
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