One time in kindergarten i was just chilling then theres this friend of mine (we'll call him walter) that just took my arm and was like
"Yeah shes my partner"
Mind you, i was like 5. I just stood there, confused. Then i told my dad, and he just dismissed it.
So welp, theres that.
You want a girlfriend? Just take a girl's arm and announce your relationship out of nowhere. Follow for more relationship tips. /j
Wait so are we still technically dating cuz we never actually broke up-
Off topic fun fact: this guy was the former owner of one of my dogs
