All the civil and military officials in the court can hear my voice

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＊Ancient fantasy light novels
Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and does not know how to distinguish between grains. His major is cyberspace security, which is useless to the ancients.
Good news: He has bound a system.
Bad news: The system is called the gossip system. It is not the kind of gossip that tells fortunes, but the kind of gossip that contains other people's private information and explosive news. It is useless.
Bad news 2: This system is broken, and the bugs are unknown.
Bad news 3: This body is a minor official who can get to attend the court meeting, and he, the traveler... does not know the Four Books and Five Classics, and cannot write with a brush. It is estimated that there is a risk of being reported and exposing the cheating in the imperial examination.
Xu Yanmiao: "..."
Forget it, lie down and wait for death. If you die quickly, you may be able to travel back.
...
In the court, the emperor was furious because of political affairs, and the ministers trembled.
Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen carefully, but in fact he was focused on flipping through the gossip system.
[Wow, the emperor just married a 16-year-old noble yesterday! A pear tree overwhelms the crabapple! Old but still strong! And after being up all night, his voice can still be so passionate and powerful! Awesome! 】
【This noble was actually the concubine of the crown prince, wow! The crown prince also knows the literature of pinching waist and red eyes! 】
【Wow wow wow wow! The crown prince broke into grandpa's harem...hiss——he took advantage of the old emperor's court to do it! Hurry up, hurry up! Why is there no video...】
【Eh? Why is there no sound? 】
Xu Yanmiao raised his head carefully and glanced around.
【What happened? Why are you kneeling on the ground? Where is the emperor? 】
——The emperor went to the harem to catch the adulterer.
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The bomb of "imperial examination fraud" finally exploded.
Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting was different from the handwriting on the answer sheet, nor could he answer why he didn't know the Four Books and Five Classics.
The evidence prepared by the crown prince who lost his concubine hit the point directly, and his personal guards were eager to pounce on Xu Yanmiao and drag him away to jail and behead him.
Xu Yanmiao held on to the gossip that proved his innocence, but he had a headache:
How to explain the source of my information...
[They said that I privately met with the chief examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the imperial examination? How is that possible? That night, the Minister of Rites dressed as a woman, stayed overnight at the general's mansion, and had sex with the general...]
​​The general was shocked and interrupted on the spot: "Your Majesty!!!!"
"Although there is solid evidence of cheating in the imperial examination, I think there is still something fishy about this matter and it should be re-examined! Especially Xu... Xu... Xu Yanmiao, he is well-dressed! How could someone who attaches so much importance to clothing tarnish his reputation!"
The crown prince who couldn't hear his inner voice:?
[Also, they said that the examiner pretended to yawn and be sleepy to leave me time to plagiarize. He stayed in the sow pen all night without sleeping the night before the imperial examination. How could he not be sleepy the next day? However, a dignified Imperial Academy lecturer would actually believe in pig milk...】
The Imperial Academy lecturer turned pale and rushed out: "Your Majesty!!!"
"Your Highness...Your Highness agrees with the general! How could Xu Lang cheat in the imperial examination! He...he...he drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only kind people can use pure things. How could such a kind person cheat in the imperial examination!"
The crown prince who thought he had a sure win:? ?
Xu Yanmiao was very moved.
【They are all good people. Even if their brains are not working well, they still try to find reasons and excuses for me. 】
【But I really can't turn the tables. Alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished the TV series I'm following. The old emperor angered the queen last night and was driven out of the palace in disgrace. I'm going to die before I see the ending. He seems to be planning to put ink on his face and pretend to be a cat to make the queen happy when he goes back today...】
"Bang--"
The old emperor slammed the table and forcibly interrupted the endless voice: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the imperial examination! Release him without charge!"
The civil and military officials in the court couldn't wait to second the motion, fearing that Xu Yanmiao would reveal other gossip if they were a step slower.
"Yes, yes, yes! Release him without charge!"
"Your Majesty is wise!"
"Your Majesty, please leave the court quickly! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! He's exhausted from standing!"
The Crown Prince: ???
Did Xu Yanmiao give you a drug of love?
Content tags: The pride of heaven, time travel system, cool text, easy mind reading
Search keywords: Protagonist: Xu Yanmiao ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:
One sentence introduction: But I don't know.
Concept: Use honesty to dispel the intrigues in the officialdom. Honesty is the greatest virtue.
Brief review of the work:
Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times with the gossip system. He didn't want to get promoted or make a fortune. He just wanted to lie down and eat melons.
But he didn't know that the officials could hear his voice. While lying down, he found out, why do these officials love and fear me? How did I become a favorite?
Why does the prince always get close to me? He didn't see that the officials next to him who could hear his voice all had expressions of wanting to eat melons and being afraid that the owner of the melon was himself...
This article is written smoothly, the language is humorous, and the plot is vivid and interesting.
The whole article slowly outlines a world of melons full of fantasy through the court experience of the protagonist Xu Yanmiao.
The hilarious plots of many civil and military figures in the court who eat melons and are eaten by melons constantly reversed, making readers laugh, and they can't help but look forward to who will be the next melon owner.