butchered

the butcher and his knife

Lily's P.O.V:

Dear diary

He's finally home ivan's finally home sometimes I worry about him because he is so how shall I put this a bit light headed in some cases even a little simple. But he's my big lug. Sometimes we even fool around in the.......................... Lets skip that bit

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Lily's P.O.V continued:

Ivan dear, how was work "it was good except Colin was expressing his looks at me in a rather unsanitary like way, like I was a disappointment his company like he was enraged that I ruined his joke but anyway Ivan replied.Do you know when my siblings are coming to town?" yeah they all called me and we organised that on Monday night all of them are coming until Thursday Is that okay honey? "Yeah it is just tell 'em' to stop saying that I butcher jokes" yeah honey I will tell them in the morning.

MONDAY NIGHT

Joshua's P.O.V (Ivan's brother):

Hey Lily how you been I said to Lily emphatically "good josh thanks for asking how have you have been" Lily replied back to me, hey it's butcher boy, Butcher boy, BUTCHER BOY, how ya been butchie (another nickname I call Ivan) because you know he butchers jokes like always anyway how HAVE you been Ivan "Lily you said that they would stop saying butcher boy but anyway I have been well thanks for asking and you. "Good thanks still got that ironic slaughter house job" "yes I have got it but I think I might actually go get a new job, a butcher ironically but I might like it. So what do you think josh" "we'll Butchie I think what ever pleases you should do.

TUESDAY MORNING 9 AM

Ivan's P.O.V:

I am finally at the Cornberry deli and meat locker it only took me around about six hours to drive, time for my job interview which is only half an hour away I will open like this: hi my name is Ivan, Ivan the butcher. My brothers and sisters all call me that because I always stuff up or "BUTCHER" jokes as the tribe always say so I am twenty three years old and I have been working in a slaughter house for 2 years but I quit my job to come be a butcher any questions? Then i will finish like this: thank you for your time my name is Butchie then I will cough and say sorry I meant Ivan.

Manager's P.O.V:

Hello Mr. Kalowitz, Ivan I have heard you want a job to be a butcher. Now first things first why do you want to be a butcher " hi my name is Ivan, Ivan the butcher. My brothers and sisters all call me that because I always stuff up or "BUTCHER" jokes as the tribe always say so I am twenty three years old and I have been working in a slaughter house for 2 years but I quit my job to come be a butchering would like to be a butcher because it's ironic and I like chopping up meat and things not that I am a psycho but i have seen my fair share of blood from cattle and that is why i want to be a butcher, any questions? thank you for your time my name is Butchie (i cleared my throat) sorry I meant Ivan". One question have you had any experience with chopping cattle up? "Yes I have back in my own town, I had to drive six hours to get here, anyway back in my own town we had a slaughter house it we just slaughtered the cattle with our own knives so the answer is yes I have". Good well you have the job Mr. Kalowitz you're the new butcher.

Ivan's P.O.V:

Also can I bring my butchers knife? Because I don't know what it is but I have a special bond with my old wooden handled stainless steel blade butchers knife and I sharpen it every day! "Yes you can bring you're old butchers knife if you want, see you on Friday"replied the man with no enthusiasm what so ever.

Manager's P.O.V:

Also you need to know you're work hours Monday 6am till 4pm, Tuesday 7am till 5pm, Wednesday you have a day off. Thursday 9am till 7pm Friday 12am till 10pm Saturday and Sunday you have another two days off and that four days of work will earn you 2,250 per week so that's reasonable pay. "We'll actually that's more than what I got paid I got paid 200 dollars per week from my last job.