𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥- 𝐌.𝐑

𝟏𝟎. "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲"

theo's hoes

me
i forced mattheo to get a finsta

enz💙
i waited for three and a half years.
white man did it in one week.

pans💘
how tf did u manage that

daph💘
HOW

blaise
they defo shagged

draco
^^^

teddy🧸
EW
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
THROWING UP

teo🫲
We did not shag.

pans💘
keep on using caps i dare you
i will kill myself.

teo🫲
K, bye.

enz💙
WHEEZING

draco
HELP

teo don't be mean.

teo🫲
sorry amie

blaise
BROS DOWN BAD

enz💙
down bad crying at the gym?

draco
stfu before i beat you

well that's not very nice

draco
not gonna apologise don't even
try make me

nah i was gonna join in

enz💙
r u joking
i hope you die

oh
ok who wants lorenzos taylor
swift ticket?

enz💙
NO
IM SORRY
IM
SORRY
I
APOLOGISE
SINCERELY

ok!!