The Idiot Group: The Idiot Group go camping

Chapter 1: Rance and Hiyori get wood.

I was getting multiple bags, and a backpack. Hiyori was watching me pack some things "Sensei? What are you doing?" She asks, "Well I'm packing Hiyori." "Why? are you gonna move?" She says while tearing up. "What? No, Hiyori. Me, my family and The Idiot Group are going camping, I'm not gonna move... unfortunately." I say as I hugged Hiyori. "You got your things packed?" Yuu comes in on Me and Hiyori hugging. "Yeah." I reply. "Are you guys gonna go right now?" "No Hiyori, We just need some wood so we can make a campfire." Rance comes in sitting on my bed. "Why do we need wood?" Hiyori asks Yuu. "Well, you need a campfire otherwise it's gonna get dark." "Dark?" Hiyori says while shaking, "Yes Hiyor, It gets really dark out there at East Lynn." I reply.

"Well uh, great! The dark's exciting..." Hiyori says while letting out a nervous giggle. "That's why we're getting Rance to collect fire wood for us. and I think we all know who would like to tag along with him?" then everyone comes in my room and yells "Hiyori!" "But um, uh Don't I need to stay here and and help with... with guarding the house, Sensei?" Yuu looks at Hiyori and says "You're not scared, are you, Hiyori?" Hiyori laughs it off and says "Of course not... I'll go to the dark... Uh, I mean exciting forest with Rance-san." Rance then gets up and says "Well, Matsuri invented a log carrier, and let's find some wood, Hiyori!" Rance and Hiyori go outside to collect wood, while all of us continue packing for Tomorrow.

"Well... those two are going in the forest." Springtrap looks at Rance and Hiyori through a spyglass. Since Keyaru went to Rehab to get Atomic out, Springtrap took over as leader for a while until he returned. "Jeff! Smile Dog!" He calls the two Creepypasta "legends" Jeff the killer and Smile Dog. "Yes, Mr. Afton!" Smile Dog says, "I want you two to spy on Brice and the Idiot Group and give us a signal to attack!" "WE CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT!" Springtrap and the others wondered who that was. "Who's there?" Jeff exclaims, "WE ARE THE COCAINE SPACE CRABS!!!" "Uhh... Okay? What do you two do?" "WE KILL PEOPLE FOR COCAINE!!! AND I SEE DELICIOUS PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE!!! AND WE CAN HELP YOU ALL!!!" They yell while saluting them. Springtrap laughs and says "Yes... You two can help us. is there more cocaine space crabs?" "YES!!! THEY WILL BE COMING TO EARTH!!!" Springtrap then orders the guy monsters and the angry southern Spider to stay at East Lynn until the cocaine space crabs come and hide too.

Meanwhile with Rance and Hiyori, they go into the forest, greet the Mother Can Can and her new baby, then they arrive at two trees. where... "Ah! Look! We don't need to go into the forest! There's plenty of Firewood right here!" Hiyori proclaims. Rance then says "But we need really big logs for a really big fire, So brice's Popaw can cook some yummy dinner. Come on, Hiyor!" Hiyori backs up and steps on a twig that snaps really loudly, "WAAAHH! WAIT FOR ME, RANCE-SAN!!!"

Rance puts a lot of firewood into the backpack and says "Here we are, A whole bunch of Firewood for us the get snug as a bug!" "Rance-san? Don't we have enough now? Should we be getting back?" Then Hiyori hears a rumbling noise and yells "HUH! WHAT WAS THAT!?" Rance giggles "Your tummy Hiyor-yor! All that wood collecting has gotten you pretty hungry!" he says while he plays with Hiyori's belly. "You're not scared are you, Hiyori?" Then Hiyori says "Me? Scared?" then quickly, she says "I'm not the type of girl that gets scared when she hears a funny noise just because she's in the middle of a forest she's never been in before that's miles away from she usually lives and it's getting kinda dark!" Rance then says "Oh! Good! Well then, Come on!"

Meanwhile, I'm chilling playing Splatoon 3 while talking to one of my friends on Discord then "Hey Hubby." Marie calls me. I go to her and I see her in a bikini and she asks me "What do you think?" I was completely speechless and my nose started to bleed violently, and I say quickly "ILOVEIT!" Marie giggled and says "Thank you, my sweet boy..." as she kisses me on the mouth, which causes me to faint, thankfully, Foxy rushes in and grabs me before I crack my skull open like an egg. "I got ye, Bricey boy!"

Rance and Hiyori has collected a lot of firewood as the sun was setting... then Hiyori hears screeching and hugs Rance's stomach "Ahhh! Rance-san! What was that?!" "Its just Slender skinning a bitch devil alive, Hiyor!" "Yo." Slender says while giving a a peace sign. "Uh, Rance? Y-you do remember the way back... don't you?" Hiyori asks as she stopped hugging Rance. Rance then says "Of course! That's so easy. See? It's just through here!" Rance looks and sees a random house. Rance scratches his head in confusion and says "Oh, That's alright! I remember now! It's this way!" Rance then sees Duval Middle school (Well, not really because it's gone), then says "Oh... No." Rance hears animal chattering and yells "Wha! WHAT WAS THAT!? AND IT'S GETTING DARK HIYORI! WE'RE LOST!!!" Hiyori starts crying and says "Rance-san! I am scared! I wish I didn't pretend I wasn't scared!" Then the two hear a woodpecker pecking on a tree, then Rance carries Hiyori and they run away.

Breann and I were washing the bicycles and after we washed them. "Brilliant! Look Dad! Dad?" "And where are Rance and Hiyori? It's getting really dark now." Marie says to me. "Yeah! and we can't build a campfire without wood." Foxy replies to Marie. My dad comes back home in Sam with some firewood and says "I found and cutted some firewood myself. this'll do as long as you're cousin and you're friend don't take too longer."

Rance and Hiyori have been in that forest as the moon was full and Rance says "We're just lost..." Hiyori starts to tear up and says "I think we'll just be here being the fools who got lost in a forest... what time is it, Rance-san?" Rance checks his phone and says "It's Twelve AM." the Hiyori starts to cry and yells "We can't get back! I wanna see Sensei and his wife again!!!" Rance then see something, he turns on his flash light and says "Hiyor! Look, We're not lost anymore... I found our own footprints!" "Oh?" Hiyori stops crying and cleans her face and says "Well... Rance-san, what are we waiting for?" They follow the track also while avoiding harm of guy monsters. Springtrap then says "Not now imbecile!" The two continue to follow the footprints and then they get out of the forest, and Hiyori, being so happy in her life say "Yes!!! we did it!!! Come on!" then the two go to The Terry Household and put the firewood in my Dad's truck.