The Idiot Group: The Idiot Group go camping

Chapter 5: getting the Space Crabs to leave Earth.

It was the day 3 of our camping trip, and me and the idiot group are doing Arts and crafts in area 2. Then Yoshino comes to me and I ask her "What's wrong, Yoshino?" Then she says "Nightmare Fredbear stole Yoshinon from me..." Then Rance gets up and says "Don't worry, Yosh. I'll get back Yoshinon for you!" Then Rance walks up to Nightmare Fredbear, who has Yoshinon. Then the two start fighting. And Rance comes out victorious, while holding Yoshinon. He gives Yoshinon back to Yoshino "Thanks you Rance-chan." "Eh, don't mention it, Yoshi. But be sure to keep a close eye on Yoshinon, okay?" She nods her head then goes off with Tsubasa and Erin. Then I spot a space crab walking. Then after I was done doing crafts, I follow the crab and I grabbed it softly and said "Hey, Would you mind getting your friends to the movie place?" The Cocaine Space Crab yelled "YEAH, I'LL DO THAT!"

Kanami and Ajisai were fishing when Kanami spots a mutated snapping turtle that was harming a Can Can. Kanami and Ajisai light fire to its butt and it starts roaring as it turns to the lesbian ninjas, then the two take their blades out and cut through the turtle's head. "Oh! Thank you, ma'ams! What can I do for you in return?" The Can Can asked. Kanami and Ajisai said that they'll play hide-and-seek with her. Then Kanami spot a crab then it started to chill on Kanami's feet. "Girls... I can't move. This crab is sleeping on my feet..." I come in and grab the crab. Then Kanami can walk again, and the three play Hide-and-seek.

After gathering all the Cocaine Space Crabs, I had a microphone and said "Space Crabs, You have come from space just for white powder. But they're is more that you can love than just cocaine. There's your loved ones, your jobs, your hobbies, and yourself." One of the Cocaine Space Crabs yelled "YEAH, HE HAS A POINT!" another space crab asked me "WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES." I told them the hobbies I loved. Then out of nowhere, Jeff the Killer and Smile Dog both say "STOP RIGHT THERE MARIE STAN!!!" They walk to me, and Jeff grabs me by the throat and says "We have brought these crabs from space to earth, just to kill you!" He throws me off the stage as he says "Cocaine Space Crabs! Get your free lunch!" He yells as he points at me. Then the crabs start walking towards me... "No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I covered my face in fear but the Crabs weren't hunting for me... "Wait, he's the free lunch, not me and Smile Dog!!! What are you doing!?! No! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHH!!!" I look up and stare at the space crabs and they say "YOU KNOW WHAT?, BRICE IS RIGHT. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT WE CAN LOVE, OTHER THEN WHITE POWDER!" I get up and say "Yeah, and if someone judges you for liking the thing that makes you, you. Ignore them... As long as it's legal." The Cocaine Space Crabs then go to their mini ships and they yell out "BYE EARTHLINGS!!!" I wave Goodbye to them as well. Then I grab my shampoo, body wash, wash cloth, and towel for my bath.

I was in the shower for probably an hour and I was singing my parody version of Peaches that I sung back in this campsite a year ago. Then a tentacle started to rub my back, then I look back and I see a tentacle girl rubbing my back. "Uh, hey... Privacy... miss?" I say while covering up my private parts. "Oh, Me sorry, Me thought You were covered in goopy goop." "Do you have a name?" She shook her head. "Do you have a campsite?" She nodded her head. "After I get out of the shower, I'll find your campsite for you." I say. "Thank you, mister!" She said.

After I got dry, I put on my sandals and I tell her to follow me as we walk to her campsite. I stop at the campsite I was at in 2021, and I asked "Is this your campsite?" She said "No, But me think it look like this one." So we walked further...

She was still walking, I was dripping in sweat. And She said... "Oh wait! Me forgot! Me and family are near bathroom where mister bobby took shower at!" Then I inhale, then I start screaming while covering my face. "Something wrong mister?" "I'M FINE!" I yelled while tears come out of my eyes. "Let's go!"

After another boring walk, Her parents were standing in front of us, then her father said "Young lady, You got a lot to say, now come back to the campsite!" "Okay, daddy. Me sorry, daddy." She and her dad walks back to her campsite. "We're so sorry you had to be with her." I reply with " Nah, it's okay. I like making friends anyway if they don't push my trigger buttons." Then the tentacle mother says "I'm expecting triplets so it's a real hassle." "I can see that." I say. "Well, I'm gonna go back to my campsite, I don't my parents to be mad at me... Hope those babies are safe-" "Wait!" She stops me, "Would you like to say goodbye to these little gremlins?" I sigh then I say "Fine." Then I rub her belly and said goodbye to the triplets.

Then I realized that my body is covered in icky blue goop. Then, I go back in the shower and washed it off. Then I got back to my campsite in time for S'mores and Hot Dogs.

Then after a long day. I went to sleep in my tent with Marie.