Me, The Idiot Group and my family were around the campfire around 10 Pm. And Me and Marie were making bad camping puns. "Being around a warm campfire is pyro-dise." Marie says, everyone groaned but Me and Breann laugh, then I say "Hiking with my birches." Everyone started laughing, then I say "Bikes don't often go camping, they're usually too tired." Then they started laughing more. "Oh! I have tears in my eyes. You truly are the pun master, Bricey." Marie says, then Hiyori says "I got one!" "Yes, Hiyor, what is it?" I reply, then "Thank you very match for starting the fire." Then we started to laugh as Marie said "Good, Hiyori, Good." "Yeah, very good matey!" Foxy says, "You participated." I say then Hiyori yelled out a little "Yaaay!"
*Three hours later*
Me and Marie start to yawn and I tell everyone "Well, Me and Marie are gonna go to sleep... Good night everyone!" They all said "Night, guys!" Me and Marie get into the tent and got ready to sleep... "Brice? Do you remember the time we banged in the bathroom when Xaivier came to your house and knocked you out with a bag of flour?" I reply with "Yeah, why?" She comes and rubs my crotch and whispers "I want more..." As she giggled and I smile and blush as her bedroom eyes stared at me. "Well, you got me hard. I guess we'll have sex right here. But try to be quiet. My tent is near our parents." Marie nodded as she took off her pajamas as she puts on Lingerie that she packed with her. My jaw dropped on the floor as my nose started bleeding. Marie rubs my nose with a tissue, then she pushes me on my bed and she gives me a boob job. "Well. How do my boobies feel against your penis?" She asked me, I couldn't respond because I was enjoying it, while I had a gooning face. She laughs and says "You're so cute. Both of you..." She kisses me and my penis, as she inserts my penis into her vagina. We covered our mouths so we wouldn't moan loudly which would probably wake my parents up. Then we started to sloppily kiss. While I played with her boobs. Then Marie covered her mouth as she lets out a orgasm as I came in her pussy.
After that, Marie cleaned us up and says "That was amazing, Brice. Thank you for glopping me again." She kisses my lips. Then she says "Goodnight~." In a singsong way as she runs her hand through my hair.
Then Jeff the Killer was looking through a peephole on the tent and stood up and turned to Smile Dog and said "We need to get this information to Springtrap immediately." "What's that on your eye!?" Smile Dog asked. Then Jeff felt the weird sticky stuff and started to scream like a little girl. "Hang on, I'm coming too!" Smile Dog said while following Jeff.
"Hey, Mar, Bub, Wake up!" Callie was looking at us sleeping while holding each other. We both noticed and blush. "So, how did you guys sleep?" Me and Marie just said "Uhh.... Pretty good." "Well that's good, the girls made some breakfast. Come on, you two, it smells great!" Me and Marie get up and we ate some breakfast. While I sat in my Dad's truck avoiding bugs.
Then Blizzaria looks at some suspicious white powder tracks... Then. Blizzaria finds a bleeding man on the basketball field. "Big bro, look!" She points to the Basketball field. Me and the Idiot group run to the scene. The man looked at us and said "There was... Two crabs... They wanted cocaine... But I didn't ha-... have any. And they attacked me." I grabbed the man and said "Do you know where these crabs came from?" Just then, Jeff and Smile Dog come out and Jeff says "They came from outer space, Marie stan. We saw what you two were doing last night." Me and Marie's faces became beet red as Yuu looks at me and says menacingly "Hey wait a second, what were you two doing?" I stayed silent and set Jeff on Fire, which causes him to scream and jump into the lake. Smile Dog looked at us and fled, then I said "We played Mario Party." While we all walked back to the camping area. "Oh, okay." Yuu said, "Wait... Brice doesn't have Mario Party on his switch... Or... Does he?"
*A couple minutes later*
"Come on Brice, let's get going." My older sister said as we got stuff ready for the beach. Marie, Callie, Freddy and Foxy stayed because they can't swim.
Then when we got there, Hiyori looked at the beach and started to feel anxious. "What's wrong, Hoyori?" My aunt Beth asked. "It's fine, Beth-san!" She said. But in her mind she was thinking "There's so many people here... What if one of them comes and gets me?" I grabbed Hiyori's hand and I said "Don't worry, Everyone here is friendly and all they wanna do is play in the beach, Hiyor." She felt better and we got in the water. I was drifting away because the water was nice. Rance was playing Marco Polo with the other members of the idiot group, and my older sister and my cousins were talking.
Meanwhile with Marie, Callie, Freddy, and Foxy, along with Erin and Tsubasa, They were walking around and looking at the old Camepsites I was at. Marie spotted the old campsite that me, Blizzaria and my family stayed at in 2016. And Tsubasa said "This is the place where he almost died by Jeff and Smile Dog." Marie putted her hand on Tsubasa's shoulder and said "Luckily, Brice came out alive. And Blizzaria had an icy tantrum and threw the two in the creek." Callie, Tsubasa and Erin laughed.
Freddy was chilling out in the empty campsite I stayed at in 2015 (and possibly 2017) singing Waffle House songs. And Marie, Callie Tsubasa and Erin joined along. Then, multiple people joined in while Foxy was looking at them. One kid was standing next to him and he said "You hate them, right?" "N-no! I don't hate them. They do make me nerves boil, especially Freddy when he starts singing Waffle House songs... Okay, fine.. I'll join them." Foxy puts on a waffle costume and started singing as everyone who was singing all clapped. While Marie said "Living that "waffle-loving" life, aren't ya, Foxy?" Foxy just sighed and continued to sing with them.
I was still drifting when I felt a little pinch on my toe, I grabbed the crab and it yelled "GIVE ME COCAINE!!!" I threw it like a skipping stone and Kanami used her magic to kill it. "So Cocaine Space Crabs do exist, you're not kidding around, Rance." Then I spotted something green in the rocks, but I ignored it and continued to swim. "DAMNIT!" Springtrap yelled quietly. "And where is Jeff and Smile Dog? And also that stupid spider!" The angry Spider was floating feeling relaxed when Springtrap conjured a huge wave to bring the Spider to him. "What the hell was that for!" The spider yelled. Springtrap shushed the spider and pointed at us. And he came up with a plan... And for this plan... He needed to kidnap someone. "That dumb dark blue hair girl looks like she hasn't been kidnapped before. That's our target." Springtrap said.
After we got out and got back, I find Foxy in a waffle costume, and I started laughing my head off. And foxy starts blushing while hiding his face with the waffle costume. Then Marie told me "Brice, They're gonna show The Super Mario Bros. Movie tonight." Then We all get up and walked and road our Bicycles to the place where they showed movies. Then we were having a good time, And of course, I was annoying somebody with giving them details on references to mario games, but the person who was sitting beside me didn't care.
Then after the movie, before going to bed, I show Hiyori the beauty of the campsite at night, Marie came along as well. "Isn't this scary to Sensei?" Hiyori asked me, "No, I was twelve and I watch Rio 1 before going to camp. And the song 'Fly Love' was in my head and that made it more beautiful..." I said. Marie smiled and said "Wanna sing it together?" I agreed and we sung under the light while Hiyori was watching us singing while smiling while tears rolled down her eyes.
We went back to our campsite and went to sleep. But we heard monotone screaming. Then we rushed to see a ransom note that said "If you want to see your friend again. Come to the basketball Field. -Springtrap." I rubbed my eyes to stay awake and said "Let's go gang." Then Marie stopped me and said "Brice, I wanna come help you. But I don't think Ink can work on real people..." Then I grabbed Marie's hand and said "Marie, Yeah you can come. Besides, Keyaru also has octarian like minions as well. You can come along too Callie." "Lets kick some spinglock butt... Once again for you all, it's a First time for Me and Marie!"
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The Idiot Group: The Idiot Group go camping
Adventure(CW: Strong language, Marie simping, a sex scene with Marie, pregnant belly rubs and cocaine crabs) The Idiot group goes camping, Brice also brings his friend Hiyori along. (I'm gonna be camping for three days, so I won't be on Tumblr, Reddit and Di...