The Idiot Group: The Idiot Group go camping

Chapter 2: Finally getting to East Lynn.

I get up, as well as Blizzaria, then we start phrasing Rio 1 lines once again. Then I forgotten about Rance and Hiyori, I got up and opened the front door and I see them sleeping, Hiyori was sleeping on Rance's stomach. Marie looks at the two and says "Aww... They're so cute. I wouldn't mind if you slept on my tummy Brice." I blush and say "Well, Me and You are gonna get our own tent for camping, so I think I can sleep on your tummy... And do something else." I gave her flirty eyebrows as she giggles.

Hiyori gets up and she realizes that she got slobber all over Rance's shirt. Hiyori starts panicking and grabs a paper towel and quickly cleans the slobber up. Rance wakes up then asks "Hey, Why is there slobber on my shirt?" Hiyori fell on her knees and started crying and said "I'M SORRY RANCE-SAN! WE FELL ASLEEP AFTER WE FOUND OUR WAY OUT!" Rance starts patting Hiyori's head and said "Hey, Hiyori, It's okay. I got spare shirts. And I'm also gonna wear this." Me, Marie and Hiyori see that Rance has one of Matsuri's dresses. "You're gonna get a lot of terfs and Republicans beating you to death, Rancey." Marie says, but Rance then replies "Tsubasa and Erin are taking a break from the news stuff, I got a phone call from them and they're already at the campsite, and I think Tsubasa needs a bodyguard." "Yeah, You guys better get your weapons and other things." Brice tells Rance and Hiyori. "YES, SIR!" They both say, and get their stuff ready. "And they also have an area for Turfwars, Marie. Wanna do some rounds?" I turn into my Inkling persona VIA the watch Matsuri made in 2021, grabbing my splat charger. "Why yes, Brice." Marie says while also holding her splat charger.

*An hour later*

I told my friends on Discord and Tumblr that I was gonna be gone for two days and my dad says "Come on, Y'all!" Me and my family go in my Dad's truck, while Sam widens himself to get everyone else to the campground.

We got out of the truck, and Sam morphs into a trailer for the animatronics if it rained. Then... "Hey." Jeff and Smile Dog walk to our campsite, we got our weapons ready as I said "You two aren't gonna ruin this camp trip again!" Hiyori then asks "What happened Sensei?" I then tell her about the events that happened in 2016.

*9 years ago*

Ten year old me and Blizzaria was having fun riding bicycles and we always parked at a campsite near the campsite we were at. Then Jeff and Smile Dog were camping at East lynn as well (and possibly killing people) then they see little me and Blizz and Smile Dog says "Hey look! A kid and a Yokai!" "Let's run them over, that should be fun." Jeff says while gritting a smile. As he slowly backs up, "BIG BRO, WATCH OUT!" Blizzaria grabs me and the bicycle as I was scared and started crying, then Jeff and Smile Dog start laughing maniacally as Jeff yells "You stupid little brat! I never seen such a big baby about death!" Jeff and Smile Dog come up to me as I was still crying and Jeff whispers "We're gonna show you true suffering, Marie fan..." I look at him when I was looking at Marie Fanart I saved on my iPad then I started crying harder, then Blizzaria got really pissed then starts yelling "Baka! Stop messing with big bro!!!" Smile Dog says "Wait! You're his sister!? We thought you were forgettable!" They start laughing harder than Blizzaria starts throwing a fit while yelling "Baka!" Repeatedly as she starts freezing Jeff and Smile Dog. Then after they were frozen. Blizzaria throws them off the bridge then Marie and Callie, who were camping with us (Callie was forcing Marie because it was her first time camping) looked at the two sinking in the pond and Marie says "You are one sassy Yokai, Blizz."

*Present*

"Blizz still has beef with these two." I tell Hiyori. Then Jeff says "No! We are sorry. We are truly sorry, Brice." "Really?" I say, not trusting them at all, Smile Dog replies with "Yeah! We're sorry! We're also sorry for looking at the photos on your iPad." "Oh, it's okay... Wait, what?" "That's a reason why we shouldn't trust you, bakas!" Blizzaria yells at both of them. "Can you just leave us alone? We don't like seeing the true "Legends" of Creepypastas." Rance says. "Okay, fine. Whatever!" Jeff says and he and Smile Dog walk away. Then we get back to getting everything ready, I got the tent Me and Marie are gonna sleep in up. While Hiyori looks at the place we're gonna be at for two days and she says "This might be good." I go to Hiyori and I say "Yeah, We got a beautiful pond that you can fish in, there's a shop where we can get some ice cream and popsicles, then We got a park, where I tested everything and It's basically manchild approved. There's another park somewhere. But we're gonna have to get there through bicycles... We did get our bicycles right, Rance?" Rance looks in Sam and the bicycles with our symbols on them are sitting inside and nods. "There's also a place for Turfwar battles and a beach that we all can go to." I continue to give Hiyori some of the information about the campsite.

After we got everything up, Kanami and Asijai work with my Popaw Bruce to cook the cooked potatoes and the cooked chicken for dinner, I put on some crab meat I got when we went to Save A Lot. Meanwhile me and Marie started our turfwar rounds with other Inklings and Octolings and we won several rounds. Then we got some SpongeBob SquarePants ice cream pops (We of course, removed the chocolate eyes because we prefer the gumball eyes) and Marie said "That was a fun ride." "Ditto." I reply while I was covered in sweat. She puts a towel on me to get rid of the sweat.

Rance was riding his bicycle and then heard whispering... Then saw two crabs snorting on some white powder. Then the two Cocaine Space Crabs saw Rance and lunged at Rance which Rance slays them with his sword. His sword was covered in white stuff and blood. "Huh! That's werid... I gotta tell the other about this." Rance gets back to the campsite and he tells us "Guys, I found some crabs... And they we're snorting cocaine and they lunged at me." I started to chuckle, then I was shocked and I told Rance "I saw a crab walking towards the house and I heard 'Is there cocaine?', I thought it was Blizz." Blizzaria comes out of the forest and says "Hey, I don't do that stuff!" "Well, we're gonna have to keep an eye out for these crabs." I said.

Then Tsubasa and Erin spot us and greeted us, we waved back. "So how are you guys doing?" Erin asks us. "Rance saw a crab snorting cocaine." Blizzaria says. "That's pretty weird..." Tsubasa said. Then a big spider comes out of the forest, and starts eating the dark mint Kit Kats I was gonna put on a smore when "WELL, FUCK A DUCK! A GIANT SPIDER!" My mom yells then erin Grabs a hammer then smashes the butt. "AAAAAAHHH! YOU STUPID BITCH! I'M GONNA IMPREGNATE YOU! Once Keya- wait, he's in Rehab... I will find a way to heal my ass though and then I'll impregnate you!!" The spider runs away in the forest. While I was holding on Marie terrified. Then Foxy says "I think Keyaru's scurvy crew are here." Me and the others were now officially concerned about this trip...