Tarnished Elden Lord of Hell

the hazbin hotel

Pentagram city near the porn studio

Y/N: my lord it's filthy here I almost miss calid at least there I was used to the stench but here I mean me almighty fuck it's horrible

Maliketh: I am glad I am just an Astral projection

Y/N: yea how are people not freaking out about you?

Maliketh: only you can see me

Y/N: ah right that makes sense although you definitely are lucky I haven't smelt this much blood, shit, and semen since I encountered Mohg sleeping next to that giant egg and after finding out about what Miquella did in the realm of shadow I have no clue who's semen it was

Maliketh: we don't talk about them ever

As Y/N walks around he gets struck by a stray bomb coming from from a nearby fight

Y/N: SHIT what the hell was that felt like a fucking fire bomb

Maliketh: did that hurt?

Y/N: no it didn't it's just I don't want to have to fix my cloths again

Maliketh: drama queen

Y/N: shut up now help me choose what spells I'm going to hurl back at them

Maliketh: are you really going to kill them for something so minor

Y/N: I've killed for less you know that like how I killed Vare for calling me maidenless

Maliketh: was he wrong tho?

Y/N: your so lucky I can't touch you let's see meteorite of astel or stars of ruin?

Maliketh: your going big or go home aren't you?

Y/N: Don't worry I won't kill them unless it was intentional

Maliketh: them how about rock sling instead of going nuclear?

Y/N: fine fine I'll use rock sling but I'm not happy about it and I'm using the meteorite staff Y/N swaps out his equipment taking hold of the meteorite staff  there we go now who should I aim for the army and the snake or the pink bomb throwing woman hmmm

Maliketh: just sling it at random

Y/N: ok hold on let me get to high spot

Maliketh: why?

Y/N: I'm going to pay respect to my first great enemy Y/N would make his way up to a high spot over the battle casting rock sling and throwing it onto the field of battle nearly hitting the woman and snake crushing many egg like creatures

???: what the fuck

???: MY EGG BOIS!!

Y/N: yells out foul demons seeking battle with thy meager flame a flame that someone needs to snuff out allow that person to be me Y/N the elden lord

???: pft what are you a fucking weeb

???: and if anyone here is a lord it is I sssirr pentiousss

Y/N: Ok now I know one of your names and you are?

Cherri bomb: cherri bomb that's the name

Y/N: well I'm going to kick your ass's but before that who threw that bomb at my head

Cherri: well me obviously but it wasn't intentional that fuck wit over there caught one of my bombs and randomly threw it away

Y/N: so I should kick his ass not yours?