Tarnished Elden Lord of Hell

overture

It was fairly early into the day and Y/N decided to go down to the lobby to hang out with the others

Y/N: hey maliketh you still hanging around?

Maliketh: im bound to be with you always kind of fitting since I was a shadow for Marika once and where else would I go the most interesting things will happen around you anyhow if what happend in the lands between is anything to go by

Y/N: true especially after I became the lord of the lands like when I was challenged almost daily

Maliketh: to be fair you where to lord of frenzied flame

Y/N: but I wasn't that bad I controlled the flame better that others could even better than that  poser Midra he would continue to walk down the hall until he reached the lobby only to see everyone watching a commercial yo what you watching?

Vaggie: Alastors pathetic and horrible attempt to make a commercial for the hotel it makes us look bad

Charlie: vaggie it wasn't that bad maybe misleading but...

Vaggie: no charlie it didn't even state why we are open he's mocking us with that commercial

Alastor: funny I was going for hilarious not mocking

Y/N: to be fair Vaggie ive only known him for a little while and even I already know not to trust him with actually helping the hotel with something this important especially with TV and how he seems to glare at it every time he's around one

Angel dust: if it's a commercial your looking to shoot why not make use of the talent you have infront of you I'll be having all the most horny sinners knocking down these walls to get in

Charlie: as much as I appreciate the offer I don't want to uhm...abuse your talents in that way or use you...you know

Angel dust: oh pleas I was made to be used I got the arms I got the legs I got the chest fluff people think are tits I got the gag reflex I got the leggsss!

Y/N: You said legs twice

Charlie gets a phone call and she answers it walking off to anther room

Angel dust: you know I'm wondering if the strawberry pimp over there is so powerful why can't he just make people come here?

Alastor: oh I can he said in a menacing voice

Husker: why do you think I'm here? You think I'd be here listening to you all bitch if he weren't forcing me?

Niffty: I like being forced

Husker: keep that to yourself niff

Y/N: oh she's funny

Vaggie: we can't people have to want to come here genuinely otherwise the whole point of this hotel would be ruind

Angel dust: whatever as long as I have a place rent free...crack is expensive

Y/N: your not helping your case bud

Maliketh: no he isn't I mean why do they put up with him? He's just using thier hospitality

Charlie full of energy and excitement squeals amd beckons vaggie over to her while practically jumping up and down giddily

Y/N: what do.you think that's about?

Angel dust: who knows those two always have secret conversations with each other more than likely a sappy one with I love yous and all that

Y/N: well what's wrong with that?

Husk: from his bar and grumpily adds his two cents in its nauseating that's why

Y/N: your just a ray of sunshine aren't you I bet all you need to be happy is a warm sun spot and cat nip

Husk: fuck you

After a while Charlie started to sing and what Y/N heard it was about Charlie attending a meeting and vaggie warning her about the dangers and how the angels don't listen very well that is until Charlie ran down the street singing and dancing

Y/N: so you want someone to go with her?

Vaggie: as much as I would want to I can't do could you? I know we don't know each other much but you seem alot better than the others niffty would be to chaotic Husk would be his rude self Angel is horny and alastor....is just alastor so could you pleas?

Y/N: sure I'll make sure your princess gets back to you in one peice so don't you worry your single eye about it he runs off to find Charlie after she ran down he road singing and dancing

Vaggie: I hope he can keep to his word because if Charlie is hurt in any way I'm going to shove my spear up his ass

Y/N: hey charlie wait up

Charlie: Y/N what are you doing here?

Y/N: moral support plus every good leader has someone watching thier back so I'm gonna watch yours

Charlie: thanks Y/N for.beliving in me

Maliketh: your so gonna try to scare the angels aren't you?

Y/N: yup

Charlie and Y/N enter the heaven embassy ready to talk to the angels and give them the plan to redeem the souls of hell not noticing a figure with one eye and brown hair in an alley way watching them eyes widening at seeing Y/N

???: Y/N your here too? Maybe...maybe we can have a fresh start here...if you'll let me...

And that's it for this chapter i.hope you all enjoyed it because more will come soon

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