where the winds blow strong {wind breaker}

fart breaker | incorrect quotes

I felt like being silly.
All of these were deadass taken from tumblr
Warning: SakuNirei propaganda

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Tsubakino: how're you feeling?
Hiragi: not good, i have this headache that comes and goes
Umemiya: *walks into the room*
Hiragi: there it is

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Tomiyama: I have cat-like reflexes
Togame: prove it
Tomiyama: *points to a cat*
Tomiyama: I like that cat

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Nirei: You lied to Suou-san?
Sakura: Call it what you will
Nirei: Well I call it lying. LIAR!

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Hiragi: you can't hold a hamster when your hands are covered in glue!
Umemiya: correction, you can't DROP a hamster when your hands are concerned in glue!
Hiragi: NO-

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Sugishita: One more week of being stuck here with Sakura and you'll find a dead body.
Sakura: Yes, because one more week with Sugishita and I will definitely kill myself.

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Nirei: We saved our best idea for last!
Suou: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?
Nirei: Because we didn't know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

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Nirei: how long are you going to stay mad at me?
Sakura: ...ten minutes

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Umemiya: Hiragi told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here? 

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Sakura: god the LAG on this game is SO BAD
Togame: I think you just suck
Sakura: I'll fucking kill you

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Nirei: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Hiragi: *sighing* Sakura's
Sakura: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die
Umemiya: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational

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Togame: I want someone to neck me
Tomiyama: As in to strangle? or to canoodle?
Togame: Surprise me.

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Togame, holding Arima by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't end you where you stand
Arima, visibly afraid: U-uh... Tomiyama told me to have a good day!!
Togame, lowering his fist: You make a good point...

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Suou: So, what's it like dating Sakura?
Nirei: Once, I asked him for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

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Arima: this push pop bangin yo
Kanuma: that's a glue stick

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Kotoha: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Sakura: I'm a knife
Nirei: he's a little spoon

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Nirei: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Sakura: That's physically impossible.
Nirei: *cups Sakura's face* Are you sure?
Sakura: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

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Kiryuu: what is love?
Sakura: an emotional minefield
Suou: a neurochemical reaction
Nirei: BABY DONT HURT ME-

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Nirei: I made tea
Sakura: I don't want tea
Nirei: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea
Sakura: then why did you tell me?
Nirei: it's a conversation starter
Sakura: it's a horrible conversation starter
Nirei: oh, is it? We're conversing, aren't we? Checkmate.

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Sakura: don't overreact
Nirei, already digging his own grave and shoveling the dirt back on himself: I'm not

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Hiragi: Don't say it.
Umemiya: I wasn't gonna say anything.
Hiragi: Yes, you were.
Umemiya: No, I wasn't.
Hiragi: You were gonna say I told you so. I know you were.
Umemiya: Well, now that you mention it-