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Shigaraki orders to put the two of you back to sleep.

"Oh, you didn't have to be such a bad audience member. It was almost impressive." Compress sighs, walking forward.

Katsuki keeps talking. "The only way I would listen is if you get on your knees and beg, bastards."

You nod. "Yeah, sorry, I don't necessarily trust a room full of all adults execpt one and only two other girls. I'm not tryna get touched over here."

It's silent for a moment, the tension in the air rising as Katsuki desperately tries to plan something, you try to fix your messed to shit hair, and the villains begin to circle in closer.



Until a knock at the door.




"Hello? I got a pizza delivery here."



"..."



"HA-"



"SMASHHHHH!!"

All Might busts through the wall where the rip off ninja turtle was just standing. You bend over, wheezing at the horribly cheesy entrance.

"Kurogiri, gate-!" Shigaraki commands. Before the warp villain can comply, that one tree hero follows right after All Might, trapping both of the villains within his branches, pinning them to the walls. The same goes with the rest.

Dabi tries to burn the wood with his quirk, before a familar old geezer punches his lights out.

"GRAND TORTILLA IS THAT YOU??"

Edgeshot comes out of the back door next, scolding the villains for being absolute dummies, opening the door for the swat team.

All Might rises from his crouched position, looking at the still complete shocked and wheezing you and the irritated Bakugo. "You two must have been scared! Well done staying calm!!"

"F-fucking pizza delivery- holy shit that's priceless HAHAHAH-"

"WHAT- I WASNT SCARED!! NOT EVEN CLOSE-"

Shigaraki orders for Kurogiri to warp over the Nomus, to which All Might has to break his little heart and explain they totally killed those hoes.

Your stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

"Today has been a great fucking day." you wipe the tear from your eye as the twink rants before Kurogiri gets knocked out.

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