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(Hey guys sorry for not posting, I have just been feeling sick last week but I will try to get my schedule back to normal soon!! But I just realised we're almost at an 1000 Reads on this book I really love the support you guys do!!!)

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Y/N: I'm feeling an bit cold

Chuuya: You can borrow my jacket

Dazai: Chibi~ I'm feeling cold as well!

Chuuya: Stfu and die

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Y/N: *Breaths*

Ranpo:-And I'm head over heels

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Dazai: I think we should kiss.

Y/N: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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M0ri: Do you think I'm ugly?

Y/N: It's not about looks, M0ri. What's valuable is on the inside...

M0ri: Y/N...

Y/N: For example, someone's heart.

M0ri: Aw... Stop it-

Y/N: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

M0ri: Seriously, stop.

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Jouno: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.

Jouno: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Jouno: I guess you're right. Hey Y/N, I love you.

Y/N: See! Just say that!

Jouno: Holy fucking shit.

Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Jouno, but they're too dumb for you.

Jouno: Y/N.

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Tetchō : Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.

Y/N: You always act stupid.

Y/N:

Y/N: Wait...

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Atsushi : So you like cats?

Y/N: Yeah.

Atsushi : *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Akutagawa : Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/N: I wrote you a poem.

Akutagawa , already crying: You did?

Y/N: Nah

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Y/N: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Nikolai : It was autocorrect.

Y/N: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Nikolai : *nervous* Yes.

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Y/N: I owe you one.

Fyodor : That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

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Sigma: Stop doing that.

Y/N: Stop doing what?

Sigma: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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*Y/N is crying after a breakup*

Poe: There there, Y/N.

Y/N, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Poe: Great question—

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~Bye-Bye -Naty~

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