Sicklights.. (Lampfected) Lampert x Infected

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Lampert went to the 5th room of the apartment and knocked on the door, there he saw Unpleasant begging Infected to stay inside with him.

Unpleasant: "DUDE! Please blud! I'll even make you the alpha of the apartment! I'LL CALL YOU A SIGMA, PLS I CANT DO ALL OF THIS ON MY OWN-"

Infected: "ShUt y0uR FuCK1NG M0UTH UNpl3As4nt, 1'm gO1ng 0ut w1th L4mpy! Y0u c4n'T sT0p m3, h3'S 4lSo re4lLy n1c3 t0o- 0H! H1 L4mPy!!!1!11"

Lampy: "Pfftt.. What did I just walk into! And gosh.. Infected, you really needa clean up that apartmment of yours.. Ghh.."

Infected heard what Lampert said about the apartment, he stood infront of the door, trying to cover the mess up.

Infected: "4h.. uH.. N0pE! N0 m3Ss h3rE! Gh4hAh..!"

Lampy: "Err.. Whatever you say! C'mon, I already turned on all the lights in the ROKEA already!"

Infected: "W3rE g01nG t0 y0uR h0Me?/??/? S1cK!!1!11!"

Lampert and Infected walked to the ROKEA, Infected was going to hold Lamperts hand, before he thought it was a bad idea, considering he hadn't washed his hands and Lampert was such a germophobe.

Infected: "W0w!!! SuCH a W0nD3r se31ng th1s pl4Ce ag41n!" Infected gave Lampert a happy smile.

Lampy: "Thanks.. Wait.. AGGH!!!!!" Lampert yelped when he saw a dark-brown ant, holding a piece of pepperoni.

Infected: "WH4? WH4T H4PP3N3D..? 0h, Th3 4nT? Its jUst 4n 4nT L4mpy! AwW s0 cUt3!"

Infected picked up the ant gently, while smiling. On the other hand.. Lampert looked like he was about to throw up.

Lampy: "GAYAHH!! WHO KNOWS  WHERE THAT ANT HAS BEEN..! PUT IT DOWN!"

Infected gave Lampert puppy dog eyes, He wanted to get Lamperts approval, but the ant was looking at him with mercy.

Infected: "B-bUt 1ts S00o00O cUt3!" Infected let the ant climb onto his head.

Lampert frowned at Infected.

Lampy: "Ghh.. Better take it with you though.." Lampert coughed, as if to change the subject "Wanna play some chess..?"

Infected: "I.. 1'd l0vE t0!"

Lampert and Infected walked towards a table that was set up with a muted blue couch, yellow cushions, and a nice little plant, though.. this time, Infected mustered up all his courage, and held Lamperts hand, They both were flustered but enjoyed holding hands..

-----After an hour..-----

Infected: "CH34t3R!!!!" Infected banged on the chessboard, whining like a child.

Lampy: "Cheater? Pfft, you're just bad at the game!" Lampert gave a tired smile to Infected, and he returned the smile back, happier.

Infected: "UhH.. L4mpy, 1'm HuNGry.. C4n w3 g3T f0oD?" Infected placed his arms on the top of his stomach awkwardly.

Lampy: "Oh uh, yeah! Where do you wanna go? And I swear if you say.."

Infected smirked at Lampert, Lampert knew what he was gonna say and prepared to say no.

Infected: "McD0N4LdS!"

Lampy: "NO" Infected frowned.

Infected: "BuT.. BUt.. WHyyyYyyY..!!!!?!?!?"

Lampy: "Have you SEEN that place?? so many snotty children, getting germs and grime all over the tables and chairs, crumbs.. crumbs EVERYWHERE! Its like they don't even know how to handle themselves! Even the adults there.. EVEN THE ADULTS, dirty foot marks on the ground.. not even my SANITIZER will help me at that place, THEIR KITCHENS ARE DIRTY TOO! The walls.. the tables.. where would we sit? I would have to BATHE in sanitizer after going to that WICKED PLA-" Infected shushed Lampert.

Infected: "L4mpY st0p 4ct1nG l1k3 B1vE! 1t'lL b3 0K. pLS??/?"

Lampert sighed before looking up at Infected and giving him a wide, unamused smile.

Lampy: "You're lucky you're so cute. Lets go." Infected seemed to freeze after that statement, his cheeks were flushed a light pink, Lampert giggled at this response from Infected.

Lampy: "Hahaha, c'mon hot-stuff lets go already." Infected followed close behind Lampert, seemingly trying to take in all the stuff Lampert just said in those 5 seconds. 

When it hit him his cheeks turned an even more noticeable red, Lampert looked behind himself and saw Infected.

 Lampert gave him a smile and Infected returned the smile with an embarrassed one.