[Loki has entered the chat]
[Hela has entered the chat]
[Fenrir has entered the chat]
[Jormungand has entered the chat]
Loki: Where's Sleipnir?
Hela: Oh he's sleeping. Odin kept him awake for a whole 72 hours.
Fenrir: Tis not long to be awake.
Hela: Tis for his age.
Jormungand: He's 1,000.
Hela: That's young compared to father.
[Avengers and Fury have turned off invisibility.]
Tony: Ooh burn.
Loki: Wait you calling me old?
Bruce: I doubt she meant anything by it.
Clint: Or she could've actually been calling you old.
Natasha: Doubtful though Loki.
Fury: Enough of this. I want to know how and for how long, your torture went.
Loki: Uhh do I have to tell you how?
Everyone: YASSS.
Loki: Ugh fine. It went to before the chitari invasion of New York.
Tony: Sayeth whaaat!!
Thor: But brother you fell off the bifrost.
Loki: Not your brother! anyway after I fell, and survived...I had wished I hadn't. The chitari captured me and took me to... the other.
Natasha: Wait who was the first.
Hela: *snikers*
Loki: Lol, no that's his name the other.
Tony: Ahhahahaha haha don't you feel stupiddd. Haha.
Natasha: Shut it Tony.
Bucky: If I were you Natasha I would feel pretty stupid
Natasha: Well if I were you I'd shut your mouth.
Bucky: °•° O - Ok
Loki: Anyway. The other and Th-Thanos. They tortured me, made me go without food, until I agreed to let him use the tesseract to control me. I-I didn't want to but, I-I was so hungry and sore so I had no choice but to l-let him.*long pause* I honestly didn't want to do it, I had no control.
Everyone but Thor : Oh.
Thor: No controoolll.
Everyone but Thor: Really One direction Thor.
Fury: You expect me to believe that sap story.
Loki: No Fury I don't.
Tony: K bye, bye Mr. Fury pirate sir.
[Tony has kicked Fury from the chat]
Bruce: Whoa Tony you're in trouble. You just kicked Fury from the chat, he's going to be furious.
Clint: Puns lol, love it. Plus Tony, did you do it for Loki cause you love him?
Loki's children: WAIT WHAT????
Natasha: Umm TONY WTF.
Tony: I don't love him.
Loki: :(
Tony: No No I mean as in more than a friend..
Hela: You do know it is alright if you're romantically interested in my father. I don't mind.
Loki: But what if I do?
Fenrir: Do you dad.
Loki: Yes.
Jormungand: Or do you just resent the idea of anyone having a romantic interest in you?
Loki: Y-Yes
Natasha: Well you shouldn't...
Clint: Ya love is amazing. Especially at night..
Bruce: CLINT!!
Bucky: Dude that's seriously disturbing. Don't say anything about....
Steve: Fondue?
Bucky: Steve no one says that ever. Not even in the sixtys. It's call sex Steve. Does someone need to explain the birds and the bees to you.
Bruce: Anyway Loki you said the All-father ordered torture, When did that happen.
Thor: Tis it true brother. And does mother know?
Loki: Yes it is true. And no I don't think mother knows. As to your question Bruce, it was after my invasion in new York. He also didn't give me food.
Clint: So wait your saying you let them control you so you could get food, only to get beat and captured to go to Odin and still get no food?
Loki: *Nods* Although I let you capture me. So I didn't have to go back to him.
Natasha: Seemed to easy.
Loki: Yes well now I'm afraid he's looking for me.
Tony: You know you're safe with the avengers and Bucky here
Avengers and Bucky: YUP!
Thor: Most definitely brother. Behold I am smiling :) :) :) I am now hugging you. \(•_•)/.
Hela: That's tis quite creepy uncle Thor.
Fenrir: Yes very.
Jormungand: Well this is boring bye.
[Jormungand has logged off]
Hela: Don't mind him father. He's hopeless.
Bucky: Ya boring bye.
[Bucky has logged off]
Steve: Gotta go bye.
[Steve has logged off]
Tony: Does anyone sense a new ship?
Clint: I DOOO.
Tony: And it's...
Clint: Called....
Tony and Clint: WE DON'T KNOW YET.
Natasha: Idiots how can it be a ship if you don't know the name.
[Natasha has logged off]
Bruce: Ok a little weird
Tony: Yup let's go.
[Rest of the avengers have logged off]
Hela: Ok weird.
Fenrir: Yup. Let's go
Loki: Yup
[Fenrir, Hela, and Loki have logged off]
