[Everyone has entered the chat]
Fury: Ok. Since everyone did so well on that last mission you all get a vacation.
Steve: Your joking.
Fury: No I'm not rogers.
Clint: But you always do.
Fury: Enough! Do you want the vacation or not.
Bruce: No, no we'll, take the vacation Director.
Fury: Good. Fury out.
[Fury has logged off, with swag]
Steve: YAY vacation!!!
Loki: Why do we need a vacation? It's not like we do anything anyway.
Tony: Ha. That's why I love you lokes. *kisses*
Loki: Ugh.
Bucky: What?
Loki: He knows how I feel about public affection.
Tony: Hehehe *kisses*
Loki: GAH.
Thor: BROTHER YOU ARE COURTING THE MAN OF IRON. SO LOVE HIM.
Loki: I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER!
Bruce: You kinda are. Adopted or not.
Tony: True Dat ;)
Clint: So guys what should we do for our vacation?
Natasha: OOH GO ASSISINATE PEOPLE!!
Loki: Umm how about not.
Natasha: Awww.
Steve: We could go fishing?
Tony: We want to do something FUN.
Bruce: Whatever your idea of fun is... I'm pretty sure we don't want to take part Tony.
Natasha: We could go to Paris.
Tony: Too much girly romance.
Bruce: How about we go to a science fair.
Tony:. .................. no too much stuff that doesn't actually work.
Clint: We could go to circuses.
Tony: Maybe.
Loki: Umm anthony could..uh.. could we go to a museum?
Tony: Sure. Everyone ok with that.
Everyone: Yes!!
Tony: It's settled well go to museum. Then we'll go to someplace in Europe and united kingdom. Like Ireland.
Everyone: Sounds good.
[6 hours later.]
{They went to a museum 6 hours away because Tony said they should.}
Thor: Man of Iron what are these creatures?
Tony: These are dinosaurs Thor.
Thor: I NEED TO FIND ONE OF THESE AND KILL IT.
Tony: No Thor.
Thor: WHY NOT MAN OF IRON
Bruce: They are extinct Thor.
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Bucky: He means dead.
Loki: Such fascinating creatures.
Steve: Ya except the T-rex and Vulcans. They ate people.
Loki: Still fascinating.
Clint: Im with Loki the T-rex was awesome. Have you seen Jurassic World. The fight scene *sing a song* amazing.
Natasha: Besides all dinosaurs that ate meat, ate people.
Loki: So they're????
Tony: Meat eating.... A CARNIVORE.
Thor: Most fascinating. These beasts sound like great warriors.
Bruce: *murmurs* or just hungry.
Thor: Loki we must ask our father of these creatures.
Loki: Your father not mine, and I do not think it is necessary.
Bucky: Yeah Thor they're all dead.
Thor: WAIT what is that. *points at a movning dinosaur*
Steve: That's just a....
Thor: *runs at dinosaur*
Natasha: °.° Thor! No!
Thor: *Smashes dinosaur with his hammer*
Everyone: *Sweat drop*
Steve: animatronic dinosaur.
Curator: SECURITY!
Security: *drags them out*
Loki: Thor you bumbling oaf! You got us kicked out of the museum!!
Tony: It's ok loks we can go to a different museum if you want.
Loki: No...it's fine...
Tony: *Frowns* Ok.
Thor: BROTHER I AM SORRY!
Loki: FOR ODINS SAKE QUIET!
Thor: S..sorry.
Bucky: *hugging Steve* so where are going now?
Natasha: Tony said something about Ireland.
Tony: Oh yeah.
Clint: Well lets go.
[1 second later]
{Loki transported them}
Tony: Well Loki this is Ireland.
