how to master awkward parties

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Well first off , I feel like the title spelled for itself. Anyways let's get into it.

Step one: pretend to be doing something important. If you don't have anything important to do than here are some examples of fake important things.

● rearrange fridge magnets
● set all the lights to the brightest setting (assuming you have dimmable lights)
● pretend to look for something

Anything like that keeps you moving around so that people don't come and talk to you

Step two: float. Just walk around and don't be in one place for long periods of time. Have short conversations. Emphasis on short.

Step three: wait. Repeat steps one and two for about 1-2 hours depends on how long your party is. Kinda just be around for the first ¼ of the party.

Step four: dissappear. Just leave, whether that's going to you room, hanging out with that one cool cousin, or just going home. I don't know what ever gets you outta there.

Hope this helps  - Cryatal

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