COMPILATION

Podcast-Dating | interviews

Y/n pov

"Hey, gays. Welcome to unfiltered" I started

"You still have me, your favorite, and for today's podcast, we have a very very special guest. Someone who has a special place in my heart...My best friend, My sister, My mother...Scarlett Johansson is here" I am excited to introduce her

"Your mother?? Is that why you called me mommy last night?" She playfully says

"oh please, don't start them" I chuckled

"Oh until now you're still begging"

"I will get on my knees after this" I nodded

"Ok, you win. I'll stop" She blushed and couldn't stop her smile

"For today's podcast, we will be talking about dating"

"Ohh" she pouted as the participative guest that she is

"Out of curiosity, what should you see on a first date" I asked

"uhm...honestly, I love being like uh I don't know what's the word I'm looking for but ok I don't mind them having a submissive baby personality"

"Oh so you wanna be the dommy mommy of the relationship"

"Oh I love that, Dommy mommy...that's my favorite phrase from now on" she noded

"How about you??"

"I love being babied" I softly say

"I know that" she smiled

"Yeah I'm deprived of parental love so I grew up and decided to get that by being friends with Scarlett Johansson"

She was trying so hard to not smile that her cheeks were so red and got emphasized, which is my favorite face that she makes

She knows everything about me and I honestly think she's probably manipulating me by playing with my issues so we can be friends and she would not have a single dull moment in her life because I'm in it

"Do you have a type? Physical traits like uhm..you know into blondes or brunettes or?" She asks

"Well, for a while I didn't. I never looked at a specific Physical asset and then I realized that all I've dated are blonde women that are shorter than me"

"Oh my god I remember that" She suddenly started wheezing

"Remember what??"

She took a deep breath trying to calm herself "We were at the beach with uhm...I think we were with Florence at that time and then you introduced me to the girl you're dating and I swear, I thought she was your ex. Like you didn't change your girlfriend. That's how much they looked like" she explained

"Oh that's why you were looking at me with murder in your mind"

"God, yes. I've spent weeks giving you advice to leave that ex of yours and then you'll just come back to them? I was furious" she huffed

"You don't have a specific attraction" I started

"I don't, as long as you make me laugh, apparently you can marry me" she sarcastically says making me almost choke on my drink

"You guys, I'm sorry for the men but I always tell her...Scar...your taste in men sucks"

"She does, she will be texting me randomly at 3 am and its literally just your taste in men suck with like no context at all and then I'm gonna reply and she's not gonna respond anymore because she's already sleeping"

"Telling you that is a sleeping pill to me"

"But hey, my taste in women is spectacular" she proudly says