head over heels | naruto uzumaki

disco

THE KONOHOES

y/n:
guys i just took the best dump EVAAAA

shikamaru:
what the actual fuck

neji:
this is the first thing you say after going to jail

y/n:
yes AND???
anywhore
the toilets are so cool here y'all don't even understand

sasuke:
why do you even have your phone in jail
and no one cares about your smelly dumps 🖕

naruto:
I CARE DONT WORRY

kiba:
of course YOU care naruto

temari:
i actually wanna hear about the cool toilets

y/n:
see sasuke
more people care about my dumps than
your emo ass
#getmogged
#norizz

kiba:
PLEASW WHAT IS THIS

y/n:
so the cool thing about the toilet is
that it turns into a full on DISCO
ITS PLAYINF HALO BY BEYONCE HALP

naruto:
WOOOOOOW

neji:
i don't understand.

shikamaru:
me 2
mind explaining how a toilet turns into a disco??

y/n:
shikamaru in his confused era
basically, whenever something drops down the toilet, my dumps for example,
it activates the disco
i don't really know how but it's DOPE
and it plays a different song everytime
we be having parties in there

shikamaru:
WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

y/n:
literally the coolest jail everrr
the konoha jail be so much different than the tokyo ones

sasuke:
bitch how many times have you been in jail

y/n:
ermm
gtg zabuza and i will be djs at the party

naruto:
y/n check your window

y/n:
YOU BROKE IN AGAIN
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK

naruto:
giggles

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i have no idea what this chapter even is lool