Inanimate Insanity: Cobs Strikes Back

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Trophy was dazed, and in the middle of the forest after being kicked out by the 'Looney Ballooneys', a name that frustrated him beyond belief.

"Damn those shorties, especially the no-gender freak." Trophy stomped on the ground, finally taking in his surrounding and beginning to traverse back to the hotel.

bzzrt

Trophy looked around, looking for the source of the sound, eventually setting his gaze upward, seeing a phone flying above him, a pair of glasses in hand.

"Uggh, another phone loser,  what do you want?"

"Congratu-lations!!! Y-ou have be-be-been selected to win a [ Pair Of Sunglasses ], quite fitting for a Trophy li-ke you to win! please accept a com-plimenta-ry shining." The phone suddenly flew quickly around Trophy, polishing him suddenly before returning to the original location, the sunglasses were also on his face. Trophy suddenly felt the urge to keep them on, believing he looked totally rad, so he egotistically thanked the phone, and confidently strutted back to the hotel. In a way, he was forced to put them on...

"GET OUT!!!" Test Tube yelled, pushing the laughing Paintbrush and Lightbulb through the pipe, the two flying out the other end moments later. Lightbulb fell face first, skidding through the dirt for a couple seconds before rolling over, face full of mud laughing hysterically. They helped each other up, still giggling in the process.

"Well, looks like we'll have to stay away from her for a while, or else some tea will defiently be... spilled!" The two's laughter picked back up after Lightbulb's joke clicked with Paintbrush.(get it guys cuz test tube is like a flask so its like spilled like she spilled an-) The two began walking back to the hotel, but as they were going back, Lightbulb was distracted by a beautiful flower path, yanking on Paintbrush's arm and forcing them down the path, which ended in a beautiful garden.

"OMGA THIS IS SOOO CUTEEEE!" Lightbulb ran straight into a Flower bed, rolling around in the multitude of colors. Paintbrush watched for a moment, blushing a deep shade of red watching the pure joy on lightbulb's face, eventually, they decided to join her, jumping into the flowers themself. the two laid there peacefully, watching the clouds roll by.

"I wish I could go up there." 

"Lightbulb, I wouldn't be so sure about that, after al, you remember who's up there..."

"Oh yeah! I forgot about that guy, well that's only one cloud, and it was more of a building then anything else, I mean the real clouds Painty!" The nickname Painty made Paintbrush feel butterflies every time their beloved called them that, so it took a second to center their thoughts, realizing Lightbulb was still talking. "I wish I could just eat them, like cotton candy!

"Maybe someone'll set up a fair some time, and we can get you some real cotton candy, I'm sure OJ would wanna set up an event like that at some point."

"We should totally go pitch it to him! Maybe he can take a sip at the idea!"

"Y'know what, sure! Let's go find him! I'm sure he's managing the hotel in his office, so let's check there first." The two went into the hotel, asking the first person they saw, which happened to be Ying Yang and Blueberry.

"Yang, please calm down, he's just trying to get a rise out of us."

"I WON'T, HE THINKS HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THEN US!!"

"That's because i am, you two simply cannot comprehend my sheer levels of alpha.

"Honestly, i agree with Yang on this one... please stop talkin-" The conversation, which was headed nowhere, was interrupted by Paintbrush, mentally preparing themself for an annoyance.