A/N- All credit goes to the writer waitimcomingtoo on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/waitimcomingtoo/715252372113391616/bringing-sexy-back
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Peter tries and fails to seduce you.
Warnings- Flirting, Peter being nakey, seducing, mood music, mood lightning, almost naked, baby oil, old sheets ;)
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To kick off the summer, Tony organized a group vacation to a resort at "one of his less crowded islands", as he put it. The team sat together on the quinjet while Tony gave out the room assignments to everyone, ending with you and Peter.
"Parker and my beloved offspring, you're in the penthouse suit with me. But don't worry, you guys have your own room. It's just connected to mine with thin walls and a door I can easily break down." Tony said with a calm smile.
"Thanks, dad." You smiled back at him before excusing yourself to go to the bathroom. Once you were gone, Sam leaned over to him.
"Wow, I feel for you, man. You really got the short end of the stick." Sam said and patted Peters back.
"Short? I'm 5'8. That's average height." Peter defended himself.
"For a woman." Sam snorted. "But that's not what I meant."
"What did you mean?" Peter wondered.
"I mean you finally get to spend the night with your girlfriend and her dad is in the next room. That means the only way you're getting laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait." Sam replied, making everyone laugh at Peters's expense.
"Oh. That's gotta hurt." Bruce laughed. "It hurt me and it wasn't even directed at me."
"That's called a ricochet." Natasha said. "Also done by bullets and Taylor Swifts tears."
"I understood that reference." Steve chimed in.
"Did you?" Peter asked skeptically, making Steve's smile fall.
"That's the one that sings "Single Ladies", right?" He whispered to Natasha.
"Uh huh." Natasha smiled sarcastically.
"Are you gonna take that, Parker?" Bruce asked Peter. Peter noticed everyone was looking at him and blushed in embarrassment.
"It wasn't that clever. Chickens don't even lay eggs. Hens do. And we don't do that so it doesn't matter." He mumbled. Everyone's eyes widths they leaned forward in their seats.
"Don't do what?" Sam asked for clarification. Peter looked around at all the peering eyes and shrunk down in his seat.
"Sex." Peter reluctantly admitted.
"You don't do sex?" Sam laughed in surprise.
"Have we forgotten how to speak?" Natasha asked the crowd.
"Why are you guys all looking at me the way we looked at Bucky when he told us he didn't wash his ass in the shower?" Peter asked.
"It honestly never crossed my mind." Bucky shrugged.
"Hold on. How long have you guys been together?" Bruce asked Peter.
"Two months."
"Two months? And you haven't smushed yet?" Sam gasped.
"Ew. Smushed? There's no actual smushing involved, right?" Peter forced a laugh. No one replied and his smile fell.
"Right?" He asked seriously.
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Peter Parker x Reader
FanfictionHi Guys, this is my first imagines book -None of these are my imagines! -Don't report saying I took someone imagine, all these come from writers on Tumblr that I will credit -Some of the imagines are 18+ I will put warnings -Anything with Smut will...
