Peter Parker x Reader

'We already know!'

A/N- All credit goes to the writer leximmullins32 on Tumbler

https://www.tumblr.com/leximmullins32/165883509835/we-already-know-peter-parker-x-starkreader

Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Summary: Tony Stark gives his daughter and Peter Parker the sex talk- or attempts to.

Warnings- Mentions of sex, sexual language.

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It had been a long day and it had been a while since you and your boyfriend, Peter, had spent some quality time together- let alone had a date.

Peter had also had a long day, so he suggested having a night in. A nice, comfy night in, in the comfort of your bed with a nice movie playing and a hot box of pizza on the blankets that were bound to eventually become a fort by the end of the night.

"I have never had a more exhausting day in my life!" Peter groaned as he threw himself onto your pillows in your room at the compound.

"At least we have the rest of the weekend to look forward to, and by the way, this is our first date in months. I'm just glad I didn't have to get ready or anything gross like that." You said with a cringe.

Peter let out a tired laugh, "Is the pizza ordered already?"

"Called on the way here while you and Happy had that awkward conversation." You answered.

"I love you." Peter smiled as he rolled over to you and pressed a kiss to your knee.

"You weirdo, my lips are up here." You laughed.

With that, Peter sat up, pressing a kiss to your lips and holding your face in his hands, then pulling you onto his lap, where you ran your fingers through the short curls. Taking the shortest of breaks to remove Peter's shirt and to take a break to breathe.

The breathing got heavy, the kisses more fervent than the seemingly innocent kiss that was pressed to your knee only moments prior. You had just began to build the friction between the both of you when the door was flung open.

"The pizza just got here, hope you don't mind, but I took a sli- Oh my God! Stop it!" Your dad, Tony, yelled.

Not even five minutes later, Peter was sat in a chair at the foot of your bed.

"I didn't think I would have to do this, F.R.I.D.A.Y. pull up some holograms of the human body. I need to make a presentation I guess. Ok, here we go. This is the male body and this is the female body. The male has a penis, which in some cases enters the vagina."

You and Peter shot each other a look of panic and disgust.

"Hey, eyes up here! Now, I know teenagers have their hormones and at times have sex. Actually they probably all do, but there are things to save yourselves from diseases known as STDs and children."

"I am right here, dad." You glared.

"It was a joke baby. Anyways, there are many forms of birth control: the pill, condoms, a diaphragm, um a female condom, but the safest way to prevent these things- is abstinence." Tony pointed out.

You and Peter let out a laugh, tears of laughter eventually streaming from your eyes.

"This isn't funny! These things will stick with you for the rest of your lives! Things you can't ever erase!"

"Mr. Stark, we had sex ed for 3 years already and biology, we already know all about this, plus like 2 years of biology." Peter laughed.

"Dad, just give us the pizza and go, take another slice, have a nice scotch on the rocks," you said pushing him to the door and slowly closing it, "Plus, I know where you hide your condoms if needed, which, they might be."

The door slammed shut immediately before you could hear your dads protests.

"Pizza is kinda cold, you mind if we put an animated movie on tonight? I don't want anything that's too much, ya know?" You mumbled, setting the pizza on the bed and clicking through the movie selection.

"I really love you." Peter said with a dreamy smile right after a giggle left his lips.

"Disney sound good to you?"

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