୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 #2

\\ Incorrect Quotes #2 //

Player: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.
Player: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.
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TheGentleman: May luck (and this picture of Mr. Cheese eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Player: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this ship with a bunch of morons.
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TheGentleman: Why is there blood everywhere?
Mr. Cheese: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
TheGentleman: You stabbed someone?!
Mr. Cheese: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Alan: Don’t stay up all night, Simon (Player). Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Player, in a room with Veteran and Captain: It’s calm in here.
Player: It scares me…
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Mr. Cheese: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
Mother: What is that?
Mr. Cheese: it’s a keyboard smash
Mother: How do I do it?
Mr. Cheese: just press anything lol
Mother: 7
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Captain: So you like cats?
Player: Yeah.
Captain: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Veteran: You’re a horrible person!
N00b: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m (not) pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.
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Greaser: I was arrested for being too cool.
Player: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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TheGentleman: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Mr. Cheese!
Mr. Cheese: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Player: Slash gamemode creative.
Veteran: Dude, this isn't Min-
Player: *starts levitating*
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Engineer: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Gnome: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Engineer: The fourth sentence-
Gnome: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Engineer: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Mr. Cheese: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid "Simon".
Player: Hey, fuck you.
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TheGentleman: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Mr. Cheese: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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*in the aul group chat*
Veteran: First one to reply is gat.
Veteran: *gay
Veteran: Wait...
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*Player and Veteran having a sleepover*
Player and Veteran:*Playing video games*
Alan, walking into Players room: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Player: *silence*
Veteran: *silence*
Alan, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Player and Veteran in shame: Yeah...
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Player: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.
Veteran: Yup.
Captain: Maybe the generator is watching us.
Player: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?
Player: ...
Player: Wait—
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Ha I thought it would be funny to save that one for last :3

Anyways, sorry for not being active much, I've been cooking this up for a few days but I forgot to post it so here it is!

Sorry I haven't been making any one-shots...I kinda lost motivation and I don't have ideas...Plus I'm not the best at making one-shots..so sorry about that..

I knew I said I would upload more because it's summer, but I've been doing the opposite..sorry about that..

ANYWAYS!! I just wanted to ask, how have you guys been doing? Just to catch up a bit!