(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH + MY BIRTH MONTH)
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Mr. Egg: Hey, what’s your Netflix password?
Mr.Cheese: ihopeyoudie
Mr. Egg: Thank you!
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Player: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Veteran: Player, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.
Player: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”
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Player: I’m quick at math.
Alan: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Player: 24.
Alan: That wasn’t even close.
Player: But it was quick.
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Mum: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Alan: Did they win?
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Player, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Veteran: Hey.
Mr. Cheese: Hi.
TheGentleman: Hello.
Captain: Hey!
Player: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Veteran: We were out of Doritos.
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Player, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Alan: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.
Player: But I’m having fun!
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Veteran: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Player, turning to Captain: How tall are you?
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Player: So jellyshish-
Veteran, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?
Player: You know what I meant!
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(WOOOHH FIRST INCORRECT QUOTES THINGY)
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Fanfiction☆ Welcome to my second book! I will try to be more active on this book and be a better writer! Please give suggestions because that helps me be active because I know what to update the book with! :D ☆
