"Kahl! Kahl please!" Cartman huffed out, trying to catch up to the Jew who was walking too fast.
The two teens had an argument back at the house, and let's just say..it wasn't the prettiest.
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Kyle sat in cartmans living room with a dumbfounded expression, trying to process the words just thrown at him.
Cartman on the other hand, stood infront of Kyle, Staring at him with desperate eyes.
"I love you Kyle."
The words played inside the boys head over and over, and it was getting harder and harder not to laugh.
I Love you?
.
Was cartman insane? Or maybe hit his head?
.
No way was this real.
.
.
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"...Kahl?" Cartman muttered, waiting for any response. And that's when Kyle couldn't hold it in anymore, he started to laugh loudly at cartmans words.
"AY! Don't fucking laugh Jew!" Cartman raised his voice a bit in defense, feeling hurt after being vulnerable for once.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Haha! It's just-" Kyle struggled to stop, holding his stomach and leaning over.
Kyle took a few moments to breathe and regained his composure.
"Haha funny prank dude. You can stop now this is stupid." Kyle crossed his arms and stared at cartman, who just looked hurt.
"What do you mean prank? Kyahl I'm being serious-" cartman tried to defend himself, but Kyle cut him off.
"No way dude! Are you fucking seriouse right now?!" He laughed again and took a step away.
Cartman frowned and went to extend his hand to grab Kyle, scared he would leave. This is what he gets for being emotional.
"Yes. What's so fucking funny?!" He raised his voice again at Kyle. Who stared back with a deadpanned expression.
"In what universe would I ever love you?."
Those words hit deep.
Cartman took his hand back and glared at kyle. "You don't gotta be so fucking rude about it Jew."
"Oh I'll be rude about it! Cartman almost everyday, constantly, you Harass me, you hurt me, you shit on me, you disrespect me. On. The. Daily. I'll be as rude as I like if you think for one second I'd ever have any positive feelings twords you" the ginger shot back, raising his own voice finally.
Eric must've been delusional if he thought otherwise.
Cartman stood there, anger boiling up and he clenched his fist.
"Whateva! Why- why do you think ive been this mean?! I don't know how else-" he was cut off immediately by cartman.
"Oh bullshit! Your mom pampers you and shows you all the love in the world. You should've just taken some fucking pointers from her instead of being a complete jackass to me. Not just me either actually! Now that I think about it, your like this to EVERYONE cartman. So I'm not the only one who would never love you, because no one in this fucking town does."
The fatty was shocked.
He fought back the sadness clawing at his throat.
"..fine. You have your feeling about me. Get out." Cartman spat out, glaring at Kyle.
The broflovski happily left, slamming the front door slightly.
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Kyle rolled his eyes at the sound of cartmans voice, and didn't slow down. Instead he walked faster, not even turning his head to take a glance at how close he was.
"Weren't you the one who kicked me outa your house."
He heard Eric cuss behind him and groan, trying to catch up again.
The moment the fatass managed to catch up to Kyle he gripped onto his shirt and pulled the ginger backwards twords him. Kyle let out a startled noise and went to push him away, just for flowers to be shoved into his arms.
Cartman kept his arms holding up the flowers on kyles chest till the boy would properly hold them.
Kyle let out an angry sigh and grabbed the flowers forcefully, tugging them away.
Cartman flinched slightly, but swallowed the lump in his throat.
"Look Kahl. You hate me. I get that. Just- let me try to change yeah? I promise you Kahl you would see improvement in just a few days-"
"No cartman! Just because you can change doesn't mean I'd magically have feelings for you! You're disgusting!" Kyle shot back, and he was pretty sure a few people passing by had started paying attention to the boys.
"Ok, we'll then Kahl hear me out-"
"No cartman. I'll never hear you out. This will never happen. We will never happen." No matter how many times he would say it, cartman just wouldn't listen. He grabbed Kyle's are and pulled him so the ginger was leaning down.
"Kahl. I will make you love me. I'll try every day. I will not stop loving you untill you finally love me back. I'll wait forever." Cartman spoke out in a calm tone, keeping eye contact with Kyle.
Kyle physically cringed and yanked his arm away.
"Yeah right."
And with the he left, dropping the flowers down on the ground.
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