Natasha or should I say Natalia

Normal day?

Natasha's POV 

God I'm so tired, this mission had us all in need of a shower. Here we all are coming back from the devils palace AKA HYDRA.

"OK team lets hit the showers" Steve said he and Bucky smelled the most "No 💩 punk, we all smell and have someones random blood on us" That is true I got random people blood on me, mostly mine cuz I got stabbed but oh well. what Bruce doesn't know won't kill him.

"Language"  Tony said in a teasing tone.

Me and the rest of the team tried to hide our laugh with coughs. Steve clearly so done glared at the room and walked off. In the master of seconds everyone left to shower. So I grabbed a bottle of vodka and left the room hiding my limp.

When I got to my room I gathered my clothes and went to the bathroom. I looked in the mirror and regretted it immediately, because all I saw was a killer, a monster, an animal with a thirst of blood and a weapon. 

Quickly looking away I started to clean my wound with the vodka. Once I finished  I turned on the shower. Cold. Like my past.

Taking off my last piece of clothing  I jumped in. The water was like someone poured a bucket of ice cold water on me. Refreshing. 

Once I got out I put one a sports bra sweatpants and Bucky hoodie I stole. Still had his smell. Mint, Beach, home and safety. I put my knives in my pockets, ankles, sleeves and bra. Smiling to myself I left my room, guessing the team was in the common room I went there.  But what i heard made me pull out my knife.

"Who are y'all" Steve said in his Captain voice

"More importantly how?, FRYDAY!" Tony said with a hint of surprise and mad in his tone

So I did the ovios and ran in almost throwing my knife until i saw who it was

"Yelena?" i asked " Melina, Alexi?" wth  

"Natasha" Alexi said with pride in his voice

"Hi darling" Melina said in a calm sweet tone 

"Hi loser" Lena said 

I ran up and hugged them, I didn't think I was going to see them since Dreykov. Once we separated the hug i asked "What are you doing here" smiling 

The team stood there confused, shook, scared and dumbfounded. 1 i was hugging and 2 i was smiling.

Tony being the child he is said "Umm i'm sorry who are you? And how did you get in?"

"Umm team to answer the first question. This is my family Alexi, Melina and Yelena my sister ... fam this is Tony the man child, Bruce the green bean, Thor lord of pop tarts, Steve capsicle or smaptin smerica, Vision the toaster, Wanda the witch her twin Pietro the speedster, Peter the spider baby, Bucky AKA winter or James, Sam pigeon wings, Clint and Kate Katniss." I introduced them.

lets say the team was not happy, Alexi was in awe with Steve, Melina was smiling trying not to laugh and Yelena well Yelena was doubled over with laughter.

"woh, woh, woh. Red you have family?" I rolled my eyes at his nickname

"Yes" I started simply not wanting to get into detail "Not by blood, if it makes you feel better?" Yelena said in a heavy accent

"wow" Peter said in astonishment "Hi I'm Peter Parker better known as Spider-man" 

"Кто впустил ребенка-паука?" Alexi whispered to Melina. Which she responded to a slap to his belly. 

'Who let the child spider in?' 

"Nice to meet you Peter" Melina said in a sweet tone."Aww look he's adorable" Yelena said "He is like puppy" Alexi added on. Peter blushed in embarrassment. " aww look he's blushing" Yelena squealed.

"Ok that enough" I said with a smile " What's wrong? Not that I'm complaining or anything" 

  "Nothing is wrong Darling" Mom- i mean Melia said 

"But something weird happened. Me and your father were outside with the pigs and in a blink of an eye we were in an elevator and your sister was in there too""Yelena?" I said "I was with my dog Fanny playing with him and then I was in the elevator" Lena said 

"You what water?" "That's impossible" Me and Tony  said at the same time "I'll take a water" Alexi said  "Well Tony, I think we broke the rule on what's impossible" Bruce said nervously playing with his thumbs right when he said that we were in a different room.

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I'm sorry for not posting I forgot I had a book lol