Red White and American Blue

PART 2: The Sequel

Chapter 1: Marriage

Today was the day.. The day that the both of them were waiting for, for a longgg time. Tnickles was the pastor.

"We are all gathered here today, to honor the spark of love between these two politicians" he began.

Many celebrities were in the crowd, including former president Barack Obama, and former first lady Michelle Obama. Even sonic the hedgehog was there too making a special guest appearance! Jill Biden and Melania Trump were there clenching their fists in anger. However, deep down inside of them.. They were happy for Joe and Biden.

The ceremony was held in front of the White House, where the LGBTQ+ flag was displayed, along with the American Flag.

"Any Objections? If you have any speak now or forever hold your peace" Tnickles spoke.

The crowd was dead silent. These two were perfect together.. How could anyone object-

"I object!" Yelled Drake. He had Jill Biden and Melanie Trump behind him. The crowd roared and violence ensued. Trump started having a PTSD attack from the riot. Evefyone was agaunst each other.. father verses son... mother vs daughter... brother vs sister. Then Hiliary Clinton ascended from the crowd, levitating like Dua Lipa.

"STOP FIGHTINGGGG!!!!!!" she croaked, "DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU ARE RUINING THIS BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE BETWEEEN THESE OLD MEN!!!!?!"

The riot had subsided, it was SILENT. After a while, she sighed.

"Very on, continue" she said to Tnickles in a British accent.

"You may now kiss the liberal, '' he spoke to Trumppp. Joe and Biden were now officially married!! Triden is real!

Everyone was clapping, cheering for this new marriage.. Except for one... Drake HAD to get revenge....

CHAPTER TWO: the before

It was days before the wedding of Joe and Buson. They were still decorating with the help of the bridesmaid, Kamala Harris, and the best man, Nancy Pelosi. However, things took a turn when they started battling, like they were gacha characters! Joe started singing 'Lily' by Alan Walker and Emelie Hollow, while Tremp started singing 'Toy' by Netta Barziliai. Things took a turn when Nancy Pelosi belted out so hard she fell down and broke her ribcage. Paramedics had to arrive and took her away in the abulannce. Drake arrived to help finish decorating for their wedding as a replacement for Nancy.

"Wait a second," Drake says, "We ran out of streamers!"

"You should go look in my headquarters and see if I have any left." Trump stated.

So then Drake walked through the White House into Trumpolina's headquarters. Truempolina said that they should be a basket under his queen sized bed.. And that's when he saw it.. All of it. In their disgusting glory, all of the plugs for butts. There were multiple. All of them seemed to have been customized by Trumpet himself, personally. There was one with Nancy Pelosi's head on it, like a figurine. Another with Obama's head on it. Kalama Harris, Joe Budon himself (which wasn't a surprise to Drake, personally). The worst one among all was the one with the red teletube on it. Drake was disgusted! He flinched! And squealed like a girl! He proceeded to shove the basket under the bed and run away. That's when he ran into the man himself, the owner of all the blutt buggs.

Trump smiled and asked; "So.. Did you like what you saw?" Drake threw up on him and ran away as fast as possible. Trump ran after him, "No! My fortnite girlfriend!"

Drake froze. How did he know about that...? How did he know he was sedated on fortnite!!!!! Unless....... TRUMP WAS HIS EDATER BOYFRIEND....?????

CHAPTER 3: betrayal.

"How... how do you know about that?" Drake turned backwards to face Truemp. His face filled with horror but.. Also.. closure.

"I am your fornite boyfriend." he finally said after a long silence.

"What.. what about Joe?" Drake asked quietly.

"Don't worry about it" he smirked.

Drake couldn't do it.. I mean, he didn't really like Joe that much but.. He couldn't do this to him. "No.. No!" Drake cried, "I thought you loved him! I can't.. I can't do this"

Drake ran, he ran as far as he could. As he was running he bumped into Joe..

"Hey.." Joe catched him, "Why are you running?"

Drake looked at him in horror.

"Are.. are you okay?" He asked, "Have you seen Trump at all?"

Drake couldn't help it.. He had to tell him–

"Hey" Tree made it behind Joe. "What are ya up to?" he smirked.

Drake shivered, "Gotta go!" and then he ran.. Again.

CHAPTER FOUR: the speech

Everyone was dancing to Ava Max. Her songs were blasting on the speaker. Everyone was having a good time. Tnickles even joined for the reception.

Eventually it was time for speeches. Firstly Nancy Pelosi made it to the stage in her giant cast. After Nancy Pelosi, a drunken Melanie Trump made a speech. It was a little awkward, and there was some tension... but it was bearable. After many speeches go by Drake made it to the stage, along with his stratigical plan.

"I want to start of my speech saying that the love between Mr. Biden and Mr. Treempet is very strong, and this day was beautiful. It was a privilege so to speak that I managed to help decorating for this important day.. I just.. I have a little bone to pick with mr. trooommmpppp." the crowd went silent out of fear. Drake giggled.

"During the unfornatue day of Mrs. Pelosi breaking her ribcage, I was sent to fetch more streamers and decorations."

Trump's face went white, is he really going to say what I think hes going to?

"While doing so.." he looked towards the ground.. "I found some uh.. I found a collection." he looked right at Truman. He saw it in his eyes, the fear. The same type of fear that Drake had himself when Trump attempted at seducing him.

People looked at eachother, at Trump, and even at Bidn.. who was apparently sleeping during the reception because it was past his bedtime.

"That.. however," Drake started, "That's not the point of what I'm trying to say." He smirked.

"I just wanted to say that even though people might have done some vile, horrible things.. It doesn't exactly make them a bad person." Drake had his hand behind him rubbing the button he was about to press.

"I just want to say how beautiful this night was, and still is" the crowd looked at Drake in fear. What is going on?

"I want it to go out like a BANG-!" and thats when it happened. He pushed the button. Trumpomania exploded into pieces of burnt chicken and human flesh. Everyone screamed!! How could this happen!!

Chaos emerged, Trump supporters began rioting, screaming, shouting!

"How could you do this to our president!!!!" They yelled. Even some police officers showed up, but not to diffuse the scene, to arrest Tnickles.

Drake giggled, cackled, and screamed "LONG LIVE TRIDENt!!" 

THE END OF THE BLOCKBUSTER SAGA