We open at the Jumpman family getting ready for a day out.
Mario: Ready kids?
Kids: Ready!
Misty: Where are we going, Papa?
Mario: We're gonna hang out with the gang at Inkopolis.
Kids: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Mario: Hehehe.
They then heard a knock at the door.
Mario: (Answers and sees the gang) Oh! Hey, guys!!!
Tari: Hey, Mario! Ready to go to Inkopolis?
Mario: Yep! C'mon, kids!
Misty, Melony, and Axol: Coming!!! (Joins the others in the bus)
Mario: Alright! Let's get going! Inkopolis, here we come!
They then drive over to Inkopolis and start having a good time.
Misty: Wow! I love how beautiful and peaceful Inkopolis is!
Mario: Yeah. I do, too... (Starts to miss Meggy)
Saiko: (Notices) Hey. It's okay, Mario. She'll be okay.
Mario: ... Thanks, Saiko. (Sees where he first met Meggy) Oh! Hey, kids! Check this out! This is where me and Meggy first met!!!
Misty: Really?!
Melony: Wow!!!
Mario: Hehehe! Yep! This is where our friendship started, then bloomed into the bond we have today!
Tari: Aw! That's so sweet!!!
Mario: Hehehe. Yeah.
Eva: (Sees them) HI EVERYONE!!! (Comes with her family)
Misty: GRANDPA, GRANDMA, AUNTIES, AND UNCLE!!! (Hugs them)
Eva: Aw! How are you, my little Snowflake.
Misty: I'm doing great!
Jay: Heh! (Pets her head)
Misty: 😁
Mario: (Helps them up) Sorry about that, guys.
Eddie: It's fine, Mario. We're pretty much used to it when we visit.
Misty: Hehehehehehe 😄
Mario: (Smiles)
Eva: So, what were you all gonna do next?
Mario: I was thinking we could watch the upcoming Splatfest- (Gets shot in the face by blue ink) AGH!!!
Everyone else: (Gasps)
Mario: (Falls)
Misty: DADDY!!! (Runs to him)
Mario: (Gets up)
Luigi: MARIO, ARE YOU OKAY?!
Mario: Yeah, I'm fine... (Wipes the ink off) Who the hell shoots at you?!
???: ME, FATASS!!!
Mario: ... I know that voice...
SMG4: We all do... 😠
The gang turns around and sees the shooter was none other than Killer Inks leader, Iris.
Mario: Killer Ink!!! 😡
Iris: Nice to see you again... Cheater. 😈
Tari: We didn't cheat! We won the splatfest fair and square!!!
Iris: HUSH IT!!! (Points her splattershot at Tari)
Tari: AAAH!!!
SMG4: HEY!!! BACK AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!
Iris: (Shoots him)
SMG4: AGH!!! MY EYE!!! I GOT IN MY EYE!!!
Mario: THAT'S ENOUGH, IRIS!!!
Iris: You'll get yours, plumber boy!
Mario: (Sighs) Y'know, Iris... I would roast you, but my Mama Mia told me not to burn trash!
Iris: ARE YOU INSULTING ME?! 😡
Mario: No, I'm describing you. 😈
Everyone else: OOOOOOOOOH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Iris: GRRRRRRRR!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
Killer Ink members: (Laugh a bit) 😆
Iris: OI!!! JACKASSES!!! BACK IN LINE!!!
Killer Ink members: YES MA'AM!!!
Iris: AND YOU, PASTA BRAINS!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO INSULT ME!!!
Mario: And you had no right to insult Desti or Meggy! 😠
Iris: I INSULT WHOEVER I WANT TO INSULT!!! ESPECIALLY IF THEY GET ME EXCLUDED FROM THE SPLATFEST FOR 3 YEARS!!!
Mario: ... (Laughs) The double irony! 🤣
Iris: GRRRRRRRRRRRR 👿👿👿👿👿👿 (Shoots at him)
Mario: 😑 (Dodges) You got Stormtrooper aim.
Everyone else: OOF!!!
Iris: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! 👿
???: (Sees this) ...
Eva: So... You're the one who insulted my daughter 😠
Iris: IF IT WASN'T FOR HER AND THAT FAT PLUMBER, I WOULDN'T LOST SPLATFEST!!!
Mario: Grow up, Iris! 😠 Stop acting like a toddler every 5 minutes!
Iris: Heh. You're telling me to grow up... this coming from the hero whose entire kingdom hates him! In fact... I think why Meggy left you. 😈
Everyone else: (Gasps)
Mario: ... (Clenches fists) Grr... (About to yell... but gets an idea and calms down) ... Alright, Iris. How about this. Tonight, we have a tournament. Me vs. the entirety of Killer Ink. Including you. And if I win, you leave me, Meggy, and the rest of my family alone.
Iris: If I win? 😈
Mario: ... We'll stop coming to Inkopolis.
Everyone else: What?!
Iris: ... Hehe... deal. (Punches him)
Mario: (Falls) ... Hmmph.
Iris: Later fucks. (Leaves) C'mon, boys! Assemble the others!
Killer Ink members: YES, MA'AM. (Leaves)
Tari: MARIO, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Mario: Relax, Tari. How bad can it be?
???: (Approaches) Are you okay?
Mario: ...I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
???: (Helps him up)
Mario: ...Thanks
???: Just because you guys won instead of inklings doesn't mean you should suffer.
Mario: I know... but I'm gonna win this and show them.
???: Good luck.
Mario: Thanks... Mr...
???: It's Rico.
Mario: Oh! Thanks, Rico!
Rico: No problem. And good luck. (Leaves)
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Mario vs Killer Ink
ActionKiller Ink is back, and they want revenge on the Mario family. Mario now has to challenge them to both save Meggy's reputation and stop them from mistreating others. Can Mario stop Killer Ink once and for all? Let's find out
