Strange Job? Tak. Give it up? Nie ma mowy!

Meet the Medic [WIP]

Author's Note: THIS IS UNFINISHED! Lines indicate a plot skip. plot is basically Stolen from above video, but it's not plagiarism if I give credit right? Seriously check out Lord Osnap, they make great stuff and I think this video was one of the inspirations for Emesis Blue? So that's cool

This was the process Eryn was LEAST excited for. She didn't trust this Medic. He seemed....off. Specifically, Medic reminded Eryn of the stories her family told of their time in concentration camps. Eryn admired the strength of her family but would rather not have to go through her own version of that torture. Still, she had been informed that she was required to go to Medic for some procedure before she could be involved in battle.

Eryn had never actually been in the Medbay before. One look inside and she confirmed to herself she would never come back here again. It was messy. There was a constant scent of iron just under her nose. Eryn could not look away from the jars of organs lining one shelf. She really didn't want to join them.

It seemed to Eryn that Medic was busy doing...something. What that somethingwas, she'd rather not find out. Maybe she could back out of here, lie that she got her check-up.

No such luck. Medic must have heard her open the door, as he turned around holding- holy shit is that a saw?!

Medic: "ach, zhere you are! Again, velcome to zhe RED team, Duelist."

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Medic: "Hmm, you are a little zhin. Not zhat it matters."
Medic pressed the intimidating needle into the bend of her arm
Eryn: "Agh-"
Medic: "Ach, you're fine. It's only a little blood"

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Medic: "Vell I can see vhy zhey hired you! You are in excellent shape"
It was true, she had been doing farm work from the time she could walk.

Medic: "Jawohl, let's get you prepped for surgery"
Eryn: "Czekaj, co?" {wait what?}
Medic: "Ja, I will be implanting your respawn chip and replacing your heart"

Eryn had a dumbfounded look of "is this necessary?" which Medic seemed to pick up on.
Medic: "Yes all of zhis is necessary."

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Eryn was soon acutely aware of a one-sided conversation occurring around her

Medic: "Ja you can vatch, but you are not allowed inside her chest cavity" 𝒞𝑜𝑜 "Lüg mich nicht an, Archimedes. {do not lie to me} I know you too vell."
She could hear a wet, fleshy slicing, like someone was preparing a chicken for supper.
𝒞𝑜𝑜 "Danke Archimedes." squish squish squish "Zhere ve go," squish squish "Heheheh, I love zhat," squish
𝒞𝑜𝑜 "Ja ja I know. But it is zo fun!"

Eryn couldn't really see what was going on, as the sedative was still fucking with her vision. But she did NOT like what she could hear.