Even We Have The Biggest Dipshits

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(Part 3 of the crossover one shots)
(So after we this cool ass girl, We found out she was gay, like lesbian gay, But honestly we were just okay and decent with it, cause I dated Ari before,)
(But she's so fucking clingy)
(But she's alright..)

(But I want to tell you the story of when our cool ass new bsf, told us about a dipshit.
So, since you're a cool girl and shit,
do you.. have dipshits or assholes?!
fuck yeah! Like this one dude at our school,
He's both asshole and dipshit.
Oh shit, he doesn't read shitty anime books. Does he? (no hate to manga, btw)
Manga? Nah, but he's also gay.
Oh shit.. how much of an asshole is this hoe?
He's not a hoe, but he's just an asshole,
Let me think he couldn't remember my name!
Before me and Rosie were even dating,
he asked her out to homecoming ,
damn, Why? Did you wanna ask her out or something?!
No! We were just friends back then!
before I told her, well actually I had feelings for her ever since she came here,
Holy shit, when you met her, then damn,
What was his name?
Donny (she gave a disgusting look after she said the name)
We have Crispin, we fucking hate him.
Yeah, holy shit he won't leave us alone.
But then again, the teachers are all dipshits,
dipshits and pedophiles,
Holy fuck, luckily our teachers aren't like that.

But in middle school,
Some of the teachers would be shit to us,
what the fuck?! Who the fuck would be a bitch to a cool girl like you?!
I don't fucking know,
But mainly the Spanish teacher was shit.
(reference to one shot 2, Miss Rivera was the bitchy teacher)
Everyone fucking hated her.
Well, no shit, She should kill herself,
She would like treat you like shit,
If you mispronounced the words in Spanish.

Damn.
(So, if this bitchy spanish teacher seeing this)
(Go kill yourself, everybody hated you in 2006 - 2007, now it's 2009, get a grip woman!
You're still a bitch.)

(Nicole)

(I own the bitchy spanish teacher so should I kill her off? I think I shall)

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